Hi Friends,
Here are more photos of my village, and also includes "Ammavari" temple, which is beautifully located on top a hill, with 'Srivari Samudram' one side and green fields on the other.
Here is the slide show of the photos
You can also find the photos at http://picasaweb.google.com/pramod.padamati/MyVillageTemple
Photos below are courtesy 'Harini'.
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Thursday, July 31, 2008
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Bugzilla - Quips - example
Quips in bigzilla are funny one liners that are displayed whenever you generate some report.
I searched a bit to add quips to my bugzilla instllation.
After googling a lot th best I could find is bugzilla installation it self.
I forgot the link from where i got these, but here are the quips for you
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"...One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them..." JRR Tolkien
"640K ought to be enough for anyone." - Bill Gates, 1981
"95% of success is showing up." -- Mark Twain
"A good traveller has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving." -- Lao Tzu
"A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimension." --Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Because I could not stop for Death,
He kindly stopped for me on his Miata."
"Belief means not wanting to know what is true." [Nietzche, The Anti-Christ, 1889]
"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
"Bless me Father, I ate a lizard" from "A Canticle For Liebowitz by Arthur Miller"
"Books give you knowledge, and knowledge is power, and power corrupts, and corruption leads to crime, and crime doesn't pay, so if you read books you'll go broke." -Calvin & Hobbes, I think...
"Bugs! Bugs make me Crazy!... Crazy! I was crazy once... they put me in a box with Bugs! Bugs! (repeat)"
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers." -- Pablo Picasso
"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." - Popular Mechanics, 1949
"Design is the process of changing your mind until you get it right."
"Don't call in sick, call in dead."
"Don't lick something unless you really mean it." Naked Dancing LLama at www.frolic.org
"Don't panic, it's just an undocumented feature"
"Everything that can be invented has been invented." - Charles H Duell, Commissioner, US Office of Patents, 1889.
"Excuse me, but 'proactive' and 'paradigm'? Aren't those just buzzwords stupid people use to sound important, not that I'm accusing any of you of doing that. [pause] I'm fired aren't I?"
"Finders Keepers... Losers SUCK!!!" -- My 6 year old half-sister
"Floating asteroids...gotta buy school supplies...your sulking in it." - Spaceghost
"For who in their life hasn't burned some public building or another?" -Graham Chapman
"Free the Springfield Two, Marge!" - Homer J. Simpson
"Generally, there are very few technical problems. There are, however, an abundance of political, social, and economic problems."
"He who lives by fighting with an enemy has an interest in the preservation of the enemy's life." - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
"Hey Rats! Remember the cheese I promised you for running the mazes?" "yeah" "It was delicious!" (Muppets in space)
"Houston, we have a problem..." -- James Lovell, Apollo 13
"I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?" - Ferris Bueller [FBDO]"
"I can decipher Wittgenstein and Godel, but I have no idea sir, what you are saying or trying to relate to us. Try using English." --- from slashdot.org
"I die as I lived. Beyond my means" - Oscar Wilde on his deathbed
"I don't think any one windowing system will be as dominant as MS-DOS is." - Industry analyst in 1984
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." -- Douglas Adams
"I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death, your right to say it." - Voltaire
"I only mind the voices in my head when they don't speak English." - Ajax
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf daughter while he picked up a hammer and saw.
"I think not", said Descartes before disappearing in a puff of smoke.
"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." - Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943.
"I'd rather be an adjective than a gerund." Tom Stoppard (loosely quoted)
"I'd take you outside and horsewhip you if I had a horse" - Groucho Marx
"I'm psycho." "We're history." "Whose idea were the passwords?"
"If everything is under control, you are moving too slow." (Mario Andretti)
"In times of crisis, it is of utmost importance not to lose one's head." -- M. Antoinette
"Inside me there is a thin person trying to get out!"
"Oh? Just the one, dear?"
"Internet Explorer 5, also great for target practice!"
"Is an IDONTCARE resolution in Bugzilla too much to ask?" --- pavlov@pavlov.net
"It seems the tables have turned, Doctor Evil." "Not really, kill the little bastard, see what I care."
"It's a cardboard universe... and if you lean too hard against it, you fall through" Philip K. Dick
"It's a trick - get an ax."
"It's healthy for people to have access to information."--Oracle CEO Larry Ellison (Fine, then open up your source code!)
"Life is not an emergency!!" -Stephan
"Love is a snowmobile speeding across the tundra. Suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night the ice weasels come." - F. Nietzsche
"Make up your mind. Is it a drug, a virus, or a religion?"
"Man has never really invented a decent chicken" - Kehlog Ahlbran
"Marge, it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen." - Homer S.
"Men tire themselves in pursuit of rest." -- Laurence Sterne, English author (1713-1768).
"My husband was fond of the drink. 'Twas the drink that killed him." "Oh, he was an alcoholic?" "No, he was hit by a Guinness truck."
"Never believe in anything until it has been officially denied." - Otto von Bismarck
"Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurling down the highway" Andrew S. Tanenbaum
"Nice and slow, see? That's the way to do it." - Random Criminal to Fred Flintstone
"No matter how hard you try, you cannot cram infinity into 32 bits."--E. Carl Zimmerman
"No meestah Bond...I expect you to die!"
"No one ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the American people." -- P. T. Barnum
"No one with a Monte Carlo needs to be justified" -Stephen J. Glowoski
"Nothing makes you appreciate the weekend like idiots."--Jen
"Now you will see that Evil will always triumph because Good is dumb." - Dark Helmet
"OK, Mulder, but I'm warning you - if this is monkey pee, you're own your own."
"One's too many, two is not enough."
"PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES *DO* PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED 'LIVING'", said Death.
"Plain hamburger with nothing on it, or hamburger without the meat?" From Narcis
"Please release me, let me go..."
"Problems with grammar have I" -Yoda
"Push to test." (click) "Release to detonate..."
"Secant, Tangent, Hyperbolic Sign--three point one four one five nine"-Old Caltech Football Chant
"She afraid of squid, crazy child!"
"So anyway I spliced together "Space: 1999" and "Blues Brothers 2000" and "2001: A Space Odyssey" and got "Space Space Blue 6000" and my money back!
"So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence." - Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)
"So you drop a nuclear warhead underneath the baseplate and light it off; believe me, that sucker will move." - Starship Construction for Dummies
"Software is like sex: it's better when it's free" -- Linus Torvalds
"Some mornings it just isn't worth chewing through the leather straps." Emo Phillips
"Spare no expense to save money on this one." - Samuel Goldwyn
"That's a bad connection." "That's what a 56kbps dialin sounds like."
"That's right," he said. "We're philosophers. We think, therefore we am."
"The Ten Commandments contain 297 words. The Bill of Rights is stated in 463 words. Lincoln's Gettysburg Address contains 266 words. A recent federal directive to regulate the price of cabbage contains 26,911 words." --Atlanta Journal
"The Web succeeded because it had a better interface than gopher, not because it has a better interface than the Mac or Windows." -- Braden N. McDaniel on n.p.m.ui
"The ability to quote may serve readily for wit." - Witty Person
"The clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society" - Mark Twain
"The evil stops here!" --Petr
"The good news is that [in the future] we will have a good operating system and programming language. The bad news is that they will be Unix and C++." - richard p. gabriel
"The people who made your PC fast and reliable"??? When did Linus start an ISP?
"There Is No bug" - (power of mental debugging)
"There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry." - George Armstrong Custer
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olsen, President, Chairman and Founder of Digital Equipment Corporation, 1977.
"This 'telephone' has too many short-comings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. This device is inherently of no value to us." - Western Union internal memo, 1876.
"This is a light sabre" - "I've never heard it called _that_ before"
"This is a revolution, dammit! We're going to offend SOMEBODY!" - John Adams
"Time is cyclic" Transputer - Compiler writer's guide
"To defeat owner in savage combat, please use rear door." - sign at Tendo Dojo
"To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself", Albert Einstien
"To start press any key" -Where is the any-key?
"To understand recursion, one must first understand recursion."
"Two things are infinite: the universe and the stupidity of mankind. However I am not so sure yet with the universe." - Albert Einstein
"Uh, Rob, are you using metric time again?"
"WARNING: Excessive use of technology can enslave mankind." promo for the Sci-Fi Channel
"WARNING: Your operating system is unfamiliar." -- Bongo
"WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?", said Death.
"We are ALL Chartered Accountants." "Except me. I am a gorilla."
"We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glow-worm."--Winston S. Churchill
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
"We don't mean to brag, we don't mean to boast, but we like hot butter on our breakfast toast" - Sugar HIll Gang, "Rapper's Delight"
"Whack whack whack!" -- Dostoevsky, to a dead horse
"When I was a very small bug, very small bugs talked to me..." - New Order
"When in times of crisis, it is of utmost importance not to lose one's head." -- M. Antoinette
"Where "Life" is a four letter word" - system@freds.cojones.com
"Who is peer and why is he resetting my connection?"
"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" - H M Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927.
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes"
"Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again." - L. Long
"You can't look at the sky, without looking right through it"
"You have the right to remain silent." "I choose to waive that right - bwahaaagh!"
"You have to mount it before you fsck it"
"You know the end of the world is near when the Spice Girls start reproducing." - Anderson Reggio
"You must excuse me. I'm living in an animated Stephen King musical today." --- Seanan McGuire
"You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach them your art of war." - Napoleon
"You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty." -- Henrik Ibsen
"Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand." - Emperor Palpatine
"Your future hasn't been writen yet. No one's has. Your future is whatever you make of it, so make it a good one." - Doc Emmet L. Brown
"`Is not a quine' is not a quine" is a quine.
"no-one said world domination would be easy" - (unknown, ehand.com)
"our rulers can have authority over such natural rights only as we have submitted to them", Thomas Jefferson
"some people ask me about God and Life and I just say "seven".
#include Brain.h>
<syd> beta - 'b'ugs 'e'xist 't'ry 'a'gain.
'Cos we're the Smart Party!
'Crunchy frog'? What sort of flavour's that?
'Hello World', 17 errors, 31 warnings
'No, 'Eureka!' is Greek for 'this bath is too hot!'
'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. -Abraham Lincoln
'tis an ill wind that blows no minds
((lambda (x) x) (lambda (x) x))
(Holding up a long jagged instrument) Don't worry, you won't feel a thing... until I jam this down your throat.
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+++OUT OF CHEESE ERROR: REDO FROM START+++
.. software should be assumed to be faulty until applying the currently accepted best practice methods can demonstrate that it is correct (from the Ariane 5 bug report)
... the gentle sound of crashing software ...
...so when the project started we all drew lots to see who would be made the scapegoat if it fails...
...starring in "The Fly who Bugged Me".
100 bugs in the code, 100 bugs, take one out, compile it again, 101 bugs in the code; repeat until (numBugs == 0);
186,000 miles per second. It's not just a good idea, it's the law!
2+2=5 for large values of 2
25 cents to anyone who bids a dollar
2^1=2; 2^2=4; 2^3=8; 2^4=16; ...... 2^Inf.=Some number larger than a double
2b || !2b
303 Keyboard error, press F1 to continue.
404. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
42 ist die antwort auf die frage aller fragen
42? is that all you've got to show for seven and a half million years work?
90% of anything is crap - the Internet especially so.
99 screenfuls of bugs on the wall, 99 screenfuls of bugs / increase the, resolution / 76 screenfuls of bugs on the wall
How could I break the Mac? I don't even BUILD on the Mac!
A Bug's Life :)
A Communicator access a day helps keep micro$oft's fury at bay...
A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!
A bird in the hand will leave quite a mess....
A bug is only a bug until you squash it.
A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond.
A chicken is an egg's way of making more eggs.
A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works.
A conclusion is where you got tired of thinking.
A dingo stole my baby!
A famous quip: "We'll be voting Tory at the next election."
A fate worse than a fate worse than death... --Black Adder
A few bugs here, A few bugs there... It'll be done by tomorrow - I promise!
A file system browser ought to be enough for anyone...
A friend of mine asked me what was the difference between ignorance and indifference. I told him 'I don't know and I don't care'
A good name is better than riches.
A guy walks into a bar... and says 'Ouch!'
A hamburger is only a hamburger until you add the cheese.
A hamburger only becomes a cheeseburger once you've added the cheese in it.
A hen is an egg's way of making more eggs.
A hogshead of cough syrup a day keeps the . . . (clunk).
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?"
A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest of men
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. (Dan Quayle)
A man is only as old as the woman he feels. --Groucho Marx
A man is only half a man when he is choped in half
A man once said that men who say things are not man at all... kinda makes you think, doesn't it?
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.
A marmot or a marmite pot?
A nut for a jar of tuna
A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity, while an optimist sees opportunity in ever difficulty!
A picture is worth a thousand words, 1000 words takes about 5K, therefore no picture should be larger than 5K
A quip a day keeps Closed Source away !
A quip, a quip, my kindom for a quip !!!
A rhinoceros is a horse designed to military specification.
A ship in a harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.
A sign that says "Long haired freaky people need not apply" never existed.
A small good deed is better than the grandest intentions.
A three legged dog walks into a bar and sez "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw".
A witty saying proves nothing. --Voltaire
A: Because we're radicals and B: Because we're not!
ACH! zarro boogs en me heed
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
Absolute addressing corrupts absolutely
Adam was Version 1.0; Eve was the bug fix.
Add insult to injury. Pour salt on that wound.
Ah, I see you've got the machine that goes 'ping!' That's my favourite.
Algebra - n. - Red-Neck term for things dealing with alge. See Also: Marine Biology & Alge
All I asked for was a simple rotating chair! Throw me a frickin' bone here!
All I need is a warm bed, kind word and unlimited power.
All I wanted was a little bit of time to myself. Then they started mozilla.org. Bastards.
All generalizations are false.
All new quips will first have their humor value confirmed by a volunteer, before being assigned to Quip Assurance and a Quip Engineer.
All strongly held opinions should be strongly opposed.
All that glitters has a high refractive index
All the baby animals - they don't know that they're ugly.
All these bugs... what happened to the Fourth Amendment?
All words are false. Do I speak the truth?
Always look on the bright side of life, doo to dou (whistling)
Always older than yesterday; but then again always younger than tomorrow.
Always wash your hands after using a public restroom
America - The only country to have passed from barbarism to decadence without the intervening period of civilisation
America: The nation that contains natural wonders like Niagara Falls... and builds other, er, wonders, like Buffalo, NY beside them.
Amuse your friends and annoy your enemies: echo '#define if(x) if (!(x))' >> /usr/include/stdio.h - njs
An Atheist's tombstone reads: "All dressed up and nowhere to go"
An OS is too big if installation requires more than one reboot.
An alcoholic is someone who drinks more than his doctor.
An expert makes his mistakes quietly.
And God Created Bugzilla
And all this time you thought you were *reducing* the number of bugs ....
And darkness falls across the land...awaiting the rise of the scaled one!
And if you save yourself, you will make him happy!
And if you're taking a walk through the garden of life, what do you think you'd expect you would see?
And in case of emergency, bugzilla may be used as a quotation device.
And in the beggining there was B. And from it came C, then C++. But there was no D. NO, D was saved for another young sole to program in.
And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: "Psst!"
And it so falls out that what we have we prize not whilst we enjoy it...
And on the 8th day He said, OK Murphy, you take over.
And the beast shall come forth surrounded by a roiling cloud of vengeance. The house of the unbelievers shall be razed and they shall be scorched to the earth. Their tags shall blink until the end of days.- Mozilla, 12:10
And what is the biggest bug of all? BugZilla of course!
And when you call me in the middle of the night, I won't be there cause you're always breaking my heart... (Per Gessle - Roxette)
And yes I'm all lit up again. I love the Rogaine(tm) I love the Rogaine(tm)
Andre the Giant has some coffee
Answer the phone naked. Callers will hear it in your voice.
Answers: $100, Short: $500, Correct: $2500... I can't stop inflation!
Anthill Inside
Any bugs are too hard to fix become features in the finished product
Anyone want an http client for a ZX81?
Anyone willing and capable to get themselves elected President by no means should be allowed to do the job -- Douglas Adams
Anything done out of love is beyond good and evil - Nietzsche
Aphorisms aren't everything. -- Tom Neff
Apparent omniscience through obliquity.
Are you OK? Yeah. Are you sure you're OK? Yeah, I'm OK. The reason I ask is because you're on fire.
Area = Pi*r^2 -- No no!! Pie are round, cornbread are square!
Artificial intelligence is no substitute for natural stupidity.
Artoo that stabilizer's broken loose again... see if you can't lock it down!
As a development process, chaos does not scale well.
As of M1, we were less buggy than any MS product to date...
As the "BugFree(tm)" series didn't turn out so well, i'm starting a new series called "ItWorksForMe(tm)" of which this new (browser) is yet another shining example...
As you can see, Mozilla glides though even the most complex and obfuscated HTML with the greatest of... oh crap.
Asking the right questions is half the problem.
At the rate we're learnin' things, we won't know nothin' in no time. --Lord Bowler, "The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr"
Aunt Edna's moped took a wrong exit off the information superhighway and landed in a microwave oven in Peoria.
Auntie Em, hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog, Dorthy.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Be different. Think.
Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.
Be ready for y3k bug.
Be wary when walking down the path to maddness, all such paths invariably lead to maddness.
Beam me up Scotty; there's no intelligent life down here.
Beaten paths are for beaten men...
Beauty, Intelligence, Personality, Availablity. Pick any 2
Beep! Invalid Input. I take only cash....
Beer is proof that God loves us - Abe Lincoln(?)
Beer; it's not just for breakfast anymore.
Before enlightenment, chop wood, pour water. After enlightenment, chop wood, pour water.
Before you squash the bug, ask why it's there
Being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.
Believe in YOURSELF!!
Beta Tester's Life and a BUg's Life - So close, so far.
Beta testing BUGS me
Better a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Better living through chemistry...
Better living through denial.
Better living through pharmaceuticals
Beware of Mozilla it _is_ hungry...
Beware of the penguins.
Beware the white death, that strikes from below like a blood thirsty chainsaw
Beware, your little brother may shoot you in the eye with a tater gun!
Big Gay Al: Uh oh, look out, it's the oppressors. Christians and republicans and nazis, oh my!
Bill G. was here -- 03/24/00
Birth gives rise to old age and death. - Siddhartha Gautama
Birth gives rise to old age and death. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain
Birth...School...Work...Death!
Bitch, piss, and moan. Whine'em dine'em 69'em. Would you like some cheese and crackers with that "whine" (wine)?
Black Holes are where God divided by zero.
Blame it on the boogie.
Blame it on the duck! The duck!
Blessed are the meek, for they will make good subjects.
Blue Rats, pitter patter
Blue screens of death are worse than death
Bobcaygeon, Ontario exists!
Bonk on the button?
Bonk on this!
Boond...James-sh Boond.
Bored at work? Hack mozilla!
Boris! What are you doing with that penguin?!
Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay (the lizard loves dogfood)
Boy... this is really a cute and horribly insecure feature... fix it or get rid of it! Who is the jackass that allowed this sanctioned security hole on a semi-professional site?
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider, girls go to Mars, become rock stars! (Kim Gordon)
Bricka, bracka, bricka bracka, sis, boom, ba! Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny, rah, rah, rah!
Bridges -build -burn
Bring me the corpse of Michael Landon! Zrm!
Brought to you by....RATBOYZ! From the makers of RATZILLA -fresh from the RatLab-"we test em, so you don't have to."
Bucho says ON YOUR KNEES, BUG!
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
Bug Day! Midges molding in the ground...
Bug La Di, Bug La Da, Life goes oonnn. bra, sha lalaala lala laaaaa
Bug juice all over the net!
Bug me tender... Bug me true... Never... let me code
Bug me up, scotty.
Bug me, or bug me not. There is no try!
Bug: little jammed piece of code. Reproduction mode: n self-spawned for each killed. Note: n tend to infinite.
BugZilla...one line freedom of speech!
Bugger this for a lark.
Bugs are the consequence of allowing non-programmers near computers
Bugs aren't human
Bugs remind me of that one sandwich, you know that one in the refrigerator.
Bugs! Full of protein!
Bugs, Bugs Bugs. Who Needs Um?
Bugs, Bugs everywhere, but nary a bite to eat!
Bugs, bugs go away, I don't want to see you for another day !
Bugs.... yummy.
Bugs? They are swarming in my computer like termites !
Bugtallica - Kill 'em All
Bugzilla vs. Mozilla
Bugzilla was made using 100% recycled electrons!
Bugzilla, as it seems, is not without a sense of irony.
Bugzilla: Bugs check in, but they don't check out.
Bugzilla: It's not just for people with `e's in their names, anymore!
Bus Error: Passengers dumped.
But don't you worry about Daggy Boy!
But I didn't change a thing!
But I honestly cannot trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
But I thought you'd like it...
But Wait! There's More!
But it works on MY machine!
But it's a KILLER bunny rabbit!
But who will take down the flypaper?
But will it run on my swank-ass 386?
Bwoohahahah! Now, I'M going to show ye some REAL entertainment!
Byte my Baud
C code. C code run. Run, code, run... PLEASE!!!
C'est plus qu'un crime, c'est une faute. -Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand
C'mon everybody! Let's do the Macarena!
Call me insane one more time and I'll eat your other eye!
Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
Can surfing the internet be academic?
Can you spare an old cutpurse a zorkmid for some grog?
Can you still hear the lambs screaming?
Can't Login to my Hotmail Account.
Can't catch me, I'm syntax-free!
Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.
Can't you hear Moe saying this "That's real good... if you like crap!"
Canned air. $5.99 -- Aired cans. Free.
Carl, what're you doin' with that lawnmower blade?
Ceci n'est pas un donut.
Change is in the eye of the beholder.
Chaos reigns within, reflect, repent, reboot.
Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is done.
Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
Cheap things cost less
Chika Chika Pow Pow
Chris Weber says "Go Gusties!" (GAC 2001)
Cinammon has the magical abiltiy to turn Sugar Cookies into Snickerdoodles.
Clarity of thought before rashness of action.
Clerk does not know URL to safe
Cleveland Rocks!
Cliches are the refuge of weak minds
Click here to CLOSE the tree.
Clitus, I'm bored - what plaything can you offer me today?
Clones are people two
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain
Code is sexy! No, wait.. someone's scribbled their notes on this issue of Playboy. Never mind.
Code, not quips.
Cogito Ergo ZOommmmm.....
Cogito, ergo doleo.
College water may taste different because, like everything else in college, has caffine in it.
Colorless green thoughts slumber furiously.
Come Join the Metal Militia!!!
Come have lunch with me, Arthur. Adventure will follow.
Come on down to the store, you can buy some more and more and more and more (Sonic Youth)
Come on! Step right up! One for the price of two! That's right, one for the price of two...
Come on, that 600 character obfucated line of C is more efficent!
Coming soon: a special Me2 feature in newsreader
Community, Identity, Stability.
Compression: What could possibly go worng ?
Con-script: a script that is forced to do illegal things
Congratulations! You've read all the funny quips!
Conjecture: All odd numbers are prime. Mathematician's Proof: 3 is prime. 5 is prime. 7 is prime. By induction, all odd numbers are prime. Physicist's proof: 3 is prime. 5 is prime. 7 is prime. 9 is experimental error. 11 is prime. 13 is... Engineer's Proof: 3 is prime. 5 is prime. 7 is prime. 9 is prime. 11 is prime. 13 is... Computer Scientist's Proof: 3 is prime. 3 is prime. 3 is prime. 3 is prime. 3 is...
Connie's castle has cold corridors.
Conscript - a plan for obtaining money by fraudulent means.
Cool potatos!
Core error - Bus dumped.
Cosa significa "aidonandestend" ?
Cottontail, cottontail, fetch me somemore chamomile!
Could you do me egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?
Crackers and cheese taste yummy to meeeez
Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle
Crush de enemies. Burn der houses und cattle. Hear der lamentation of deir wemen.
Cthulu saves - in case he's hungry later.
Cubs Win!! Cubs Win!!
Culture? We don't need no steenkin' culture, we got the internet!
D'oh! I got a defective cookie!
DJ La Bomba rocks your world on Shoutcast radio---PrankRadio---gunny.net:8000 irc.gamesnet.net #prankradio
DNS is human readable, not human writable...
DON'T PANIC
DON'T PANIC: blame it on someone else!
Dammit Jim... I'm a programmer, not a miracle worker.
Damnit Fraser! If you're gonna drop a guy, you gotta say something like "Ray, I'm gonna drop ya."
Damnit, Jim, I'm a programmer, not a shaman!
Dance, Mozilla, Dance!
Debugger?!?!?! I don't even know her!
Debugging is mmm, mmm good all the way down to the core.
Definition --> Hunger: Condition produced by five minutes of continuous studying.
Der Kopf ist rund, damit die Gedanken die Richtung ändern können.
Dialin? Is that some sort of new asthma medication?
Discarded pizza boxes are an inexpensive source of cheese.
Discretion is the better part of getting your ass kicked.
Dispatch war rocket Ajax, to bring back his body!
Divide by cucumber error. Please re-install universe and reboot.
Do I frighten you? Do you want me to?
Do I have to pay the RIAA licensing fees for music I have stuck in my head?
Do What I Mean shall be the whole of the code.
Do friendly bugs excist in software? As they do in the real world....
Do it for the good of the code!
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Do not meddle in the affairs of sysadmins, for they are quick to anger and have not need for subtlety.
Do not meddle in the affaris of wizards, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Do not use as a comb.
Do or do not. There is no try. -- Yoda
Do unto others as you would have others do unto you, said the masochist and whipped everyone he saw.
Do unto others only what you like othres to do to you. - Jose Silva
Do ya smell what the Rock is cooken'?
Do you Washuu?
Do you have any idea you just did?!?
Do you know the Gingerbread Man?
Do you know the way to San José?
Do you want to restart Windows now or wait for the next crash ?
Doc, note, I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod!
Doctor, it hurts when I do this.
Does a beaver have a flat dick?
Does any one of you proofread your own quips? Or have you all got lives out there?
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Does anyone know how to get ants out of a keyboard?
Does it keep you in a job? Yes? Then it can't be a bug, can it?
Doing Stuff's Cool, I Like It.
Don't Ever Antagonize the Horn!
Don't I have anything better to do than write quips?
Don't Try Too Hard; You Might Succeed
Don't ever trust the needle. It lies.
Don't look back now, the lemmings are gaining on you!
Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Don't make me bust a CAPS LOCK on your ASCII!!!
Don't pass go, we're not exactly stable; I'm as still as a shy sheep.
Don't push your chair back - the phone cord's wrapped around the leg.
Don't sweat petty things... or pet sweaty things.
Don't take away my rights because you can't control your child.
Don't throw houses when you live in a glass stone.
Due to cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel is temporarily of service.
Dyslexics of the world untie!
EBay item 911: Pocket Defibrillator
ERR21: Your computer has a problem in the interface between the chair and the keyboard.
ERROR IN BRAIN.VXD: Thought Halted
ERROR IN SERIAL.VXD: Breakfast halted
ERROR! Insert Sledge Hammer A: into Drive B:
ERROR: Hit any user to continue
ERROR: Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Early to bed, early to rise, code like hell, make up lies
Eat Branston Cheesie Pease for maximum satisfaction at breakfast time.
Eat a cow and be a happier human being.
Eat a live toad first thing in the morning : nothing worse will happen to you all day.
Error - Keyboard not found.. Press Enter to Continue
Error found: user a complete idiot!
Error: Out of cheese, restock hamster wheel
Eschew obfuscation.
Eternal salvation or triple your money back!
Eureka! Only had to add 5 more lines of code to get EMACS to boot!
Even "non-conformist" is a pigeon-hole.
Even if you divided my IQ by a half, I'd still be a genius.
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? The foolish try and always die.
Ever heard of error 18??... it's 18 inches from your screen.
Ever notice how...sentences that start like this are self-fulfilling?
Ever wonder where all bugs come from? http://www.mozilla.org/bugs/source.html
Every American has the right to free speech... Unless they're one of those Commie Gun-hating Sissy-boys who like to burn flags!
Every IT Manager's response when he does not know what to do: "It must be a virus."
Every knee shall bend, every mouth confess, that Cthulu is LORD
Every knee shall bend, every mouth open, when I unzip
Every programmers answer once he does not know what to do: "It's a hardware problem."
Every rule has an exception - except this one.
Every time a frame-enabled page is loaded, an angel goes through an osterizer.
Everybody into the pool!
Everybody out of the water!
Everybody: AAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww............
Everyone brings joy to this world - some by arriving, most by leaving.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just dont have any film
Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.
Everything I say is a lie.
Everything I touch turns to stone
Everything deep and meaningful is blatantly obvious.
Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Or priced well out of your range.
Everything in the world can be divided into things you can lick, and things you shouldn't lick.
Everything is . . . broken. Everyone is . . . broken
Everything is the result of the fragmentation of nothingness.
Everytime I think I've hit bottom, somebody throws me a shovel.
Evolution is chaos with feedback
Excuse me, but my karma ran over your dogma.
Experience is life's consolation prize.
FOR SALE: Parachute. Used once. Never opened. Slightly stained. -- Eric Wright
Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.
Failing to prepare is preparing to fail.
Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software.
Feed the children. Save the wales. Free the mallocs.
Fetish fetish is the best, do not listen to the rest. on the stage they are so tight, go home with the band tonite. fetish fetish is the best. do not listen to the rest.
Fetish. A band starring Playboy on lyrics, B-Boy on drums, Dragon on lead guitar, and speed racer on bass guitar.
Finally, after 10 years, MOSAIC is back in the hands of the people.
Firewall?! Got a fire-hydrant?
Firewall?!? Just let the lizard loose... we'll fight firewall with firebreath!
First it was Chanel No. 5, then Mambo No. 5... come on Communicator No. 5!!!
First it was the Children's Crusade. Now its Lord of the Flies.
First one to fix every bug on this list by tomorrow will get a year's subscription to Playboy for free.
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. -- Ghandi
Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.
Flash Gordon! Quarterback, New York Jets!
Fluoridation, Mandrake! --Ripper, Dr. Strangelove-or-HILTSWALTB
Fly like a monkey?
Follow that cocktail weenie!
For a quick IQ test, press Ctrl-Alt-Del ...
For attempting to kill me, I'm giving you a five percent pay cut!
For it is the doom of men that they forget.
For sale: 1 Year 2000 countdown clock and 1500 cans of lima beans.
For sale: Hand scanner. Used twice.
For some reason, reading right through the entire quip list seemed a helluva lot more attractive than doing some FoxPro development... Can't imagine why! [www.rubberturnip.org.uk]
For the Snark WAS a Boojum, you see.
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. --John F. Kennedy
Free your mind and your hack will follow
Freedom for Greenland! Remove the pack ice!!!
Freedom to Innovate: Finding Clever Uses for the Bones of the Competition and Creative Ways to Bloat Code
Freedom without Socialism is privilege and injustice; Socialism without Freedom is slavery and brutality.
Friendly fire... isn't.
From Article in Open Sources; Future of Cygnus Soln-Michael Tiemann; ALWAYS MAKE NEW MISTAKES --Esther Dyson
From the perspective of quantum theory, you don't look at light, it looks at you.... probably.
Gee ... all I need to do now is uuencode myself and I'm all set...
Gentlemen: Start your debuggers...
Get Real, You're not an integer
Get abs of steel, thighs of iron, and biceps of rock.... Code for Mozilla!
Get off the damn computer and eat some cheese....
Get that cheese to the sickbay, stat!
Get that out of there this instant! You don't even know where it's been!
Get up offa that thang, and dance and you'll feel better!
Get your bug fixed and stop it breeding.
Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat every weekend. Automate the process, and he'll eat every day until the next upgrade.
Give it everything you've got, do you hear me? Push till it gives!
Go Then -- There Are Other Worlds Than These.
Go play leapfrog with a herd of unicorns!
God bless this rocket house and all who dwell within the rocket house!
God punishes those who survive too extravagantly.
Good Advice: Don't take wooden nickels. Better advice: Don't eat wooden nickels.
Got Lizard?
Gotta catch 'em all!
Gravity is a myth, the earth sucks!
Gravity is the hole of pit.
Greasy grimy gopher guts!
Great moments in computer science: "Code zero, zero, zero... destruct, zero." (James T. Kirk, Star Trek III: The Search For Spock)
Green jellybeans taste like hospitals.
Groot's Law: never fall in love with anyone who won't give you their phone number.
Gulp or gulp not. There is no sip. --Yoda
Hang on baby, I saw this in a cartoon once, but I'm pretty sure I can do it.
Happiness is just compensation for stupidity.
Happiness is not a fish you can catch.
Happiness is your favorite program moving to Linux!
Happy programs for bitter people
Has anybody here seen my friend Martin?
Hasten, Jason! Bring the basin! Urp, slop. Bring the mop.
Have fun! Eat more toast.
Have you eaten your bug for the day?
Have you ever experienced the Slashdot effect?!?! HAVE YOU?!?!?!
Have you noticed how it's always the one who snores that falls asleep first?
Have you tried the weird toilets?
He is not the Messias!! He is a very naughty boy!!
He is the MELBA-BEING ... the ANGEL CAKE ... XEROX him ... XEROX him --
He knew she made moonshine, but he loved her still.
He said: "Son, you are a technical boy..."
He shot through like a Bondi tram!
He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
He who Passively Accepts Evil is a Much Involved in it as he who Helps Perpetrate it--Martin Luther King Jr.
He who fights and runs away lives to make an even bigger fool of himself another day!
He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
He who runs away had better run far enough.
He's dead Jim, but not as we know it.
He's not a real doctor, He's an integer doctor.
Heads you win, Tails I lose.
Heisenberg may have been here.
Hell is not a place, but a condition of the soul in which everything around it turns itself into an inferno.
Help I'm being held as hostage at mozilla.org
Help! I'm stuck in a fortune cookie company!! ....oh wait. Never mind.
Help! I'm trapped in a- ...aw, forget it, that one's been done to death.
Help! i'm trapped in a link tag!!!
Help, help I'm being compressed!
Her head is in a better way. Her brain's on fire.
Hey Zilla! When I TOLD youse to moz my lawn, I didn't tell yaz to eat da BUGS too... tanks a LOT, ya big lizard!!
Hey man, got any potions of hallucination for sale?
Hey! I stand by my irresponsible journalism!
Hey, can I use "background-colour:" in my stylesheets?
Hey, look what I did! I've created a new headline!
Hey, look! A computer that writes on paper instead of to a screen!
Hey, where is my left shoe?... Where is my left shoe?...
Hey. We didn't have a message on our answering machine when we left. How very odd.
Hi. 0E exception fault occurred.
Hmm... 40hr/wk, 50wk/yr, for 50yrs ... not a pretty sight when you look at it like that.
Hmmm, well we can fix it, but it's going to cost you...
Hmmm... Purple!
Hold a chicken in the air,
Stick a deckchair up your nose.
Buy a jumbo jet,
And then bury all your clothes...
Hold still while I exorcise the demons of stupidity that posess you. Out, out! I command you demons of stupidity to be gone!
Hold! What you are doing is wrong! Why do you do this?
Homer, the walls are melting again...!
Honk if you use Mozilla!
How about adding all sorts of totally useless features, such as image toggling, link bars, what's related buttons, and really bloat the browser over the 20meg mark !
How about never? Is never good for you?
How are you gentlemen! All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time.
How can I fly like an eagle if I'm surrounded by turkeys?
How do I love thee? By taking lots of Thorazine.
How do you like my wife? Oh, she's great! Then, please have another slice...
How many Euros will fifty MSDollars get me?
How many bugs are there? Well how many lines of code have you written?
How many quips would a woodquip quip if a woodquip would quip quips?
How to explain? How to describe? Even the omnicient viewpoint quails.
How to make COBOL a great language? Remove "OBOL".
How to make COBOL a great language? Select "COBO" then Type "Per".
How to make God laugh: tell him your plans.
Huh? What was that? Another Bug? Drat. Order more pizza.
Hump? What hump?
Humpty Dumpty was pushed!
Huston, we have a problem.
Hypocondriac's headstone epitaph: "See?"
Hypocracy, Bureaucracy, Democracy. Do you think they sound alike just BECAUSE?
Hypocrite: "Standards have really gone downhill lately - we used to have around here some really good hippos..."
I LIKE TO THINK I AM A PICKER-UP OF UNCONSIDERED TRIFLES. Death grinned hopefully.
I Never Give Up Un Till They prave My Gun Out Of My Dead Cold Fingers
I am Dyslexic of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.
I am the gatekeeper. You are the keymaster. There is only XUL.
I am, therefore I think
I believe God put us on this Earth to help others. I'm not sure why he put the others here.
I came, I saw, I Coded
I can find my ears, but I have to look.
I can make you scared, if you want me to. -TH
I can please only one person per day. This isn't your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
I can't find the OK button anywhere on my keyboard!!!
I can't recommend guns, drugs, and insanity but they've worked for me. -- Hunter Thompson
I cannot believe you wanted to do it like that...
I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is, "Try to please everybody." -Herbery Bayard Swope.
I did NOT have sexual relations with that browser.
I didn't stomp no kitty!
I do not regret the things I've done, but those I did not do.
I don't agree with a word you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. -- Voltaire
I don't have to think, I only have to do it. The results are always perfect.
I don't know what they want from me, it's like the mo code we come across, the mo bugs we see...
I don't like spam!
I don't like this headline
I don't suffer from stress - I'm a carrier.
I don't think so - Homey don't play dat.
I don't think you're happy enough - let's try again.
I don't understand - does this site have anything to do with The Moz? http://www.morrissey-solo.com/
I don't want the world, I just want your half -- They Might Be Giants
I doubt therefore I might be.
I dunno if I should cut my veins or let them grow long ...
I dunno, I was really drunk at the time...
I eat lizards for breakfast
I feel more like I do now then when I got here
I find a high-pressure jet of radioactive steam usually gets rid of any kind of stubborn food product.
I find your lack of faith disturbing! ::starts choking::
I found a neat little solution to the Mozilla bugs, but this headline is not big enough for it.
I gave in to tock, and all I got was warmed-over clumpy interstellar dust and flickering fluorescents!
I get plenty of Free BSD's already with Windows.
I gonna need glue...Lot's of glue!
I got game but i don't know how to spit it!!!!!!
I got your milestone right here!
I guess I wouldn't be able to do anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch!
I had a dream - I had to take a test - in a Burger King - in outer space
I hate it when I get up in the middle of the night to stub my toe and accidentally go to the bathroom.
I have discovered a small, elegant proof that a^n + b^n = c^n has no integer solutions for n greater than 2, but this box doesn't do TeX, and I will except no lesser layout language.
I have no coin and I must flip.
I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated. - Poul Anderson
I know! We'll go out and find BIGGER bugs!
I learned my first Unix command by getting ticked off and typing 'man this sucks!!!!!!!!!'
I like a nice sunset, I do. I'd pay good money for a sunset like this. Oh, sorry, are these your eggs?
I like to climb trees and eat peanut butter with a spatula while singing operas.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. [Douglas Adams]
I never know what I need to know until I already know it. -canticle
I put instant coffee in the microwave and almost went back in time - Steven Wright
I really don't like lobster! (The Sugarcubes)
I really like CSS, but i can't use it becuase of compatibility concerns. Dammit.
I really should stop doing so much bandwidth
I reckon you can make me some of them french fried potatos, um-hmm
I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter as he picked up the hammer and saw.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
I stroke it to the east... I stroke it to the west...
I swear I will not kill anyone.
I swear it was working 5 minutes ago...
I sync, therefore I am.
I taut I taw a dwagon! I did, I did see a Mozilla!
I tell you, sonny, in my day we didn't have no fancy in-for-mation super-highway.
I think "Fetsih" sounds better...
I think that I shall never see, code as lovely as the tree...
I think there is a seamonkey in my box
I think therefore I bug
I think, therefore I am confused.
I think, therefore I am. But not necessarily today.
I thought I made a mistake, but I was wrong.
I thought Trinity was Neo's girlfriend...?
I thought it was Monday
I tried quitting, but the withdrawl symptoms were something awful -- Overheard at a meeting of Oxy-breather's Anonymous
I trust I can rely on your vote
I used to be arrogant, but now I'm perfect.
I usually have a good grasp of something, when I have a grasp at all...
I visited Bugzilla and all I got was this crummy T-Shirt.
I wanna be Jim Morrison
I wanna be like Mike! ... What?
I want a Mozilla Christmas ornament!
I want my pea! I EARNED that pea!
I want to STAY HOME today!
I want to bonk the button.
I want to buy your women - the little girl - your daughters - sell them to me. Sell me your children!
I want to die in my sleep like my Grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passenger in his car.
I wanted to be a monkey, until I found out what they ate...
I was _supposed_ to get sex last night and didn't happen.. i'm pissed off now
I was born in the age of Duck and Cover. Now it's the age of Drag and Drop.
I was in a car crash it wasn't the war, but I'll never be quit the same...
I was looking back to see if you were looking back to see if I was looking back at you.
I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
I will sell you Mozilla for...one Meeeeellion dollars !
I wish I was a Kellogg's corn flake, floating in a bowl takin' movies
I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.
I wish life could be Swedish magazines
I wish you get Better & Better with Gecko
I wonder what this button does?
I work for money. If you want loyality, buy yourself a dog.
I'd rather be thought a Win32 programmer and say nothing than speak up and remove all doubt.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
I'll bet you five bucks that you won't give me $10.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.
I'll defer to you on this issue: I skipped Normative Catering Ethics 101.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
I'm a happy little Seamonkey
I'm a little source code short and stout. This is my input this is my out!
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
I'm fast, I'm pretty, and can't *possibly* be beat!
I'm going nucking futs !
I'm gonna need glue...Lot's of glue!
I'm living on a blue line!
I'm looking for a keyboard with an "any" key...
I'm moving to Theory because everything works in Theory.
I'm not a bug... I'm nothing... I'm navel lint...
I'm not a man! I'm a free number!
I'm not a smart man, but I know what a bug is.
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son, and I will not pluck the pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes
I'm not the principal of the line, mother.
I'm not wearing any pants!
I'm on a one-way ticket to Oblivion, and I'm gonna raise hell getting there!
I'm passing gas through my penis!
I'm raising bugs in my cubicle: walking sticks, dung beetles...
I'm running M4.51 and... - Desperate Communicator user seeking help on moz.general
I'm starting to worry about these quips... the list is larger in bytes than most supermodel pictures on the web... spare time, anyone?
I've got it! Go call Shakespeare! 2B or not 2B = FF
I've heard of unisex, but I've never tried it before...
I've never been this old before! I don't think I can handle it!
I/O failure. (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened?
If I was paid to think, er ...
If You'd Weigh a Whale at a Whale Weigh Station, Where Would You Weigh A Pie?
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around, but it lands on a mime, does anybody care?
If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?
If anything on this ship is more important than my ego, I want it hunted down and shot! -Zaphod
If at first you do succeed--try to hide your astonishment.
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be more your style.
If at first you don't succeed, fire all the staff and blame the president.
If at first you don't succeed, hide all evidence that you ever tried.
If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until you do suck seed
If beer is not the answer, you asked the wrong question.
If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed civilization.
If computing ever stops being fun I'll stop doing it
If computing stops being fun, stop doing it
If debugging is the process of removing bugs then programming must be the process of putting them in.
If it ain't broke, break it.
If it can't fit on a t-shirt, it's too complicated.
If it compiles, it works... if it doesn't compile, comment out code until it does.
If it doesn't compile: 1. Get Axe 10. Buy new computer.
If it ever got to the point where the robotic space cats didn't cut ir everytime, I'd just "Form Blazing Sword" from the get go.
If it moves, Nuke it !.... if if doesn't move, Nuke it till it does !
If it wasn't for 'C' we would be programming in OBOL, PASAL and BASI
If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have had that last year of college
If it's broken: fix it. If it works: reduce it to the previous case, which has already been solved...
If it's not here then we'll just use our SAILOR TELEPORT
If left to my own devices, I would have long ago ceased to eat and drink and never left my computer.
If logic doesn't work, try humor.
If one can talk on an Orange, and type on an Apple, what can you do with a Banana?
If one standard is good, then two standards are better!
If only we had a fix for TABLE DATA backround image bugs...
If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes. -blade runner
If that ain't country, I'll kiss your ass
If the Creator had said, "Let there be light" in Ankh-Morpork, he'd have gotten no further because of all the people saying "What colour?"
If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.
If the motorcycle ain't braking properly, you don't start by rebuilding the engine.
If the wind changes it will freeze like that.
If the world was made for jellyfish, things would be entirely different.
If there were no BUGs............we wouldn't have our jobs!
If they outlaw encryption, only outlaws will 62Xq3mrg45x69A96yvxi70gXrSdD+SCw
If we do not find anything very pleasant, at least we shall find something new.
If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?
If women today are feminists, why are many men still lifting boxes for them?
If you DRY a Lizard they STAY GREEN! It don't work for asparagus though...
If you aim for nothing in particular, that is exactly what you will get.
If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.
If you are traveling at the speed of light in your car and turned on your headlights, what would happen?
If you call yourself a mushroom, climb into a basket.
If you cant say something nice, at least be vague
If you didn't want that, then it's a feature!
If you drop somethin clean and say "It's still good It's still Good"
If you go to Z'ha'dum, you will die
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. - Scott Adams
If you knew where you stood, you'd be standing still.
If you make it idiot proof, they just make better idiots..
If you make the Net idiot-proof you'll get idiots using the Net.
If you need help in New York, say "Fire!". If you say "help" nobody cares.
If you think about it, there is no such thing as here and now!
If you were home now, you'd still be here.
If you're going to live on the bleeding edge, you have to bleed a little.
If you're not abstinant, you're screwed.
If you're not on the edge you're taking up too much space
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. - Steven Wright
If you're typing in your own clever headline, you have TOO much time on your hands!
If you've ever wondered how people could spend $2.00 on a little bottle of Evian water, just spell Evian backwards.
If your life passes before your eyes when you die, does that include the part where your life passes before your eyes?
If your website was here, you'd be home already.
If yu can't be with the one you love, love the one with the beer.
Ignorance and arrogance are a bad combination
Ikaga desu ka?
Il monitor del vicino è sempre più verde
Illiad's a llama shagger!
Im Repetitive and Redundant.
Im sorry, but this sounds like John Markoff wrote this.
Imagination is more important than information. --Albert Einstein
Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.
Imagine this: YOU are subject of this headline!
Imagine what it's like to be beaten down by your own shoes....
Immerse your soul in love
In my day we had proper drugs - they made us HALLUCINATE!
In MY day you could hear the words in songs. Words like "Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo!"
In a emergency hologram situation, the holograms must be placed on a timeshare schedule.
In a way, I like breathing - it helps.
In a world of dumb users, programmers will always waste time on pointless routines.
In all my years of judging I have never heard before of someone more deserving the full penalty of the law.
In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
In football, when the refs have a meeting like that, it's called a peace confrence, because they are arguing over more space than those in Jerusalem.
In space no-one can hear you cha-cha-cha!
In that that is the way that it is, this is the way that it is.
In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
In the beginning, Mozilla was just one line of code - ah, the nostalgia!
In the dictionary "lumpyjaw" comes just before "lunacy". In life there are seldom such clues.
In the land of Mozilla, where the shadows lie...
In the unlikely event that this quip is ever seen, I'd like to say hi to all the people out there who have nothing better to do with their time than read quips.
In theory, practice and theory are the same, but in practice they are different -- Larry McVoy
Incrementalism is innovations worst enemy
Inside every living person is a dead person trying to get out.
Inside every small problem is a large problem struggling to get out.
Interesting... 31337 is prime...
Is it a dream where you see yourself in sort of sun-god robes standing on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Is it a sin to break the law?
Is it good when your toe is green and you can't feel it?
Is it one of those dreams where you're standing on a pyramid in sort of sun god robes with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? Why am I the only one who has that dream?
Is it possible to have deja vu and amnesia at the same time?
Is my cup of tea at work my tea or is it IT?
Is that all you got? Yo JavaScript should be JavaScrapt, you think HTML means HotMail... and don't even get me STARTED talking about yo mamaboard!!!
Is that new MS language Cor Db (D flat)?
Is that the dream with all the pink spiders wearing silver tracksuits ... What?
It can't possibly be a bug. Oh please let it be wrong compiler options...
It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full, whatever's inside is evaporating either way.
It doesn't matter when it expires, it's gone!
It doesn't work. I don't know why.
It hung in the air the way bricks don't.
It is a chilling thing, to read the witty ripostes to one's Slashdot comments, repeated as a Bugzilla quip.
It is a far, far, better bug I fix than I have ever fixed.
It is a poor workman who blames his tools
It is much easier to make measurements than to know exactly what you are measuring.
It is the misfortune of the pig to be delicious
It is too late to work within the system and too early to kill the bastards.
It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
It started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended in tragedy.
It takes a teen age riot to get me out of bed (Sonic Youth)
It throws core so it must be a cherry!
It was a beautiful moment. Never before had I seen such a beautiful squid, and I would never again.
It was once believed that if a million monkeys pounded on a million keyboards for an indefinite length of time, they would produce the complete works of Shakespeare. Today, thanks to the Internet, we know that this is not true.
It's a DOM problem.
It's a platform problem.
It's a thankless job, but you've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
It's an interface problem.
It's astounding. Time is fleeting. Madness... takes it's toll.
It's been a long time coming...
It's compiles ! Let's ship it.
It's crazy to claim that you're not crazy.
It's get'in so as a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. If you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?
It's good of the lads to tell me my bed was on fire, or I might have gone to sleep and burned to death.
It's got all the bugs and whistles.
It's got these wings.
It's hard to be an atheist when the gods come round in the evening and heave bricks through your window.
It's hard to look in eyes of truth. Especially if it's naked...
It's just another manic Monday
It's just like coffee only it's water
It's like Disneyland, but with hookers.
It's like herding cats, only most of the engineers are already sick of laser pointers.
It's like reality, but over there!
It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice.
It's not a BugZilla... It's a FeatureZilla!
It's not a bug as I can't replicate it on my machine. Try re-installing your OS.
It's not a bug it's a development opportunity
It's not a bug, it's a fe--#%$INVALID PAGE FAULT
It's not a bug, it's a feature
It's not a bug, it's a feature .....
It's not a bug, it's a feature!
It's not a bug. It's a feature.
It's not an actual memory leak as the system will free it up later...after shutdown
It's not my problem. :)
It's not polite to talk with your mouth full, and it's not polite to talk on the phone while you're taking a dump. And that pretty much sums up food etiquette from beginning to end.
It's not rocket science, it's computer science. Duh.
It's not what the W3C standard specifies. But seamonkey see, seamonkey do.
It's only a model.
It's snowing. No really. Not rain, but snow.
It's so small I can't even find it. (Dilbert)
It's the Love Bug!
It's the eternal tea and buns! And the Vicar's lost his verger!
It's the perfect deal - I promise to do everything they ask me to, and they promise not to ask me to do anything.
It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?
It's worse than that, it crashed, Jim.
It's your father's lightsaber. I've been keeping this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for a number of years now. Living out here all alone, waiting for the time when I could bestow it upon you...
Its gotta be your bull
JMS asks too many questions.
Jesus saves! Allah protects! And Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich!
Jesus saves, at the First National Bank.
Jesus saves. Moses invests.
Just move it to M-57
Kill her. Kill Mary? She is a risk. And get the priest too
Kill the bugs, go to Mars and take out Jenny to the cinema, all this before dinner. Who can? Mozilla!!!
Kind of makes you wonder why we stopped using slide rules, doesn't it?
Kipp, ship it, it has been 3 years!!!!!
Komputors nefer maik erers
LISP = Lots of Irritating Silly Parenthesis
LIVE LIFE LIKE LIME !!!
LSD melts in your mind, not in your hand
Las cucarachas entran pero no pueden salir!
Last Flowers Until The Hospital
Laugh and be fat.
Layahs? What da ****?
Learning by crashing
Leave the door ajar? What will the door do with a jar?
Let the carrots wear glasses.
Let us consult the Book of Quips, Chapter 5, verse 16.
Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself and see if we may not eff it after all.
Let's add some damn keybindings!
Let's get a kebab and go to a disco!
Let's introduce General Protection to Corporal Punishment
Let's roll up our elbows and get to work.
Lets have a monthly meeting every monday
Lexicon is another word for thesaurus
Lick my jockstrap, cap'n
Lick my legs, I'm on fire
Life is ... a post-M7 priority
Life is Like an Egg Better Scrambled than Fried -- Ken Sawatari
Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing -- Hellen Keller
Life is good when you have a belly full of kippers.
Life is like a bag of roosters.
Life is like a box of checkins. You never know what you're gonna get
Life is like a french fry. It gets cold, it gets soggy, and it gets limp if you let it lying around too long.
Life is like a grapefruit. -- F. Prefect
Life is like mass hysteria -Arcterex
Life's a bitch and, sooner or later, she bites you.
Life's a complicated gig, so give that ol' Dark Night of the Soul a hug, and howl the eternal YES!
Life's not fair,"[...]"But the root password helps."--Simon Travaglia (BOFH)
Light Pulses Flout Sacrosanct Speed Limit (headline courtesy Science News Magazine)
Like a 30W lightbulb - dim and with no discernable function.
Linux is a kind of religion, and most religions stick around for a couple of thousand years....
Linux is free only if your time has no value. - Jamie Zawinski
Linux is not the answer. Linux is the question. And the answer is NOW! :)
Linux is obsolete
Linux, the OS with a CLUE (Command Line User Environment)
Linux: Social Darwinism at work. Don't be culled from the hurd!
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I searched a bit to add quips to my bugzilla instllation.
After googling a lot th best I could find is bugzilla installation it self.
I forgot the link from where i got these, but here are the quips for you
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"...One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them..." JRR Tolkien
"640K ought to be enough for anyone." - Bill Gates, 1981
"95% of success is showing up." -- Mark Twain
"A good traveller has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving." -- Lao Tzu
"A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimension." --Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Because I could not stop for Death,
He kindly stopped for me on his Miata."
"Belief means not wanting to know what is true." [Nietzche, The Anti-Christ, 1889]
"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
"Bless me Father, I ate a lizard" from "A Canticle For Liebowitz by Arthur Miller"
"Books give you knowledge, and knowledge is power, and power corrupts, and corruption leads to crime, and crime doesn't pay, so if you read books you'll go broke." -Calvin & Hobbes, I think...
"Bugs! Bugs make me Crazy!... Crazy! I was crazy once... they put me in a box with Bugs! Bugs! (repeat)"
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers." -- Pablo Picasso
"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." - Popular Mechanics, 1949
"Design is the process of changing your mind until you get it right."
"Don't call in sick, call in dead."
"Don't lick something unless you really mean it." Naked Dancing LLama at www.frolic.org
"Don't panic, it's just an undocumented feature"
"Everything that can be invented has been invented." - Charles H Duell, Commissioner, US Office of Patents, 1889.
"Excuse me, but 'proactive' and 'paradigm'? Aren't those just buzzwords stupid people use to sound important, not that I'm accusing any of you of doing that. [pause] I'm fired aren't I?"
"Finders Keepers... Losers SUCK!!!" -- My 6 year old half-sister
"Floating asteroids...gotta buy school supplies...your sulking in it." - Spaceghost
"For who in their life hasn't burned some public building or another?" -Graham Chapman
"Free the Springfield Two, Marge!" - Homer J. Simpson
"Generally, there are very few technical problems. There are, however, an abundance of political, social, and economic problems."
"He who lives by fighting with an enemy has an interest in the preservation of the enemy's life." - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
"Hey Rats! Remember the cheese I promised you for running the mazes?" "yeah" "It was delicious!" (Muppets in space)
"Houston, we have a problem..." -- James Lovell, Apollo 13
"I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?" - Ferris Bueller [FBDO]"
"I can decipher Wittgenstein and Godel, but I have no idea sir, what you are saying or trying to relate to us. Try using English." --- from slashdot.org
"I die as I lived. Beyond my means" - Oscar Wilde on his deathbed
"I don't think any one windowing system will be as dominant as MS-DOS is." - Industry analyst in 1984
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." -- Douglas Adams
"I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death, your right to say it." - Voltaire
"I only mind the voices in my head when they don't speak English." - Ajax
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf daughter while he picked up a hammer and saw.
"I think not", said Descartes before disappearing in a puff of smoke.
"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." - Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943.
"I'd rather be an adjective than a gerund." Tom Stoppard (loosely quoted)
"I'd take you outside and horsewhip you if I had a horse" - Groucho Marx
"I'm psycho." "We're history." "Whose idea were the passwords?"
"If everything is under control, you are moving too slow." (Mario Andretti)
"In times of crisis, it is of utmost importance not to lose one's head." -- M. Antoinette
"Inside me there is a thin person trying to get out!"
"Oh? Just the one, dear?"
"Internet Explorer 5, also great for target practice!"
"Is an IDONTCARE resolution in Bugzilla too much to ask?" --- pavlov@pavlov.net
"It seems the tables have turned, Doctor Evil." "Not really, kill the little bastard, see what I care."
"It's a cardboard universe... and if you lean too hard against it, you fall through" Philip K. Dick
"It's a trick - get an ax."
"It's healthy for people to have access to information."--Oracle CEO Larry Ellison (Fine, then open up your source code!)
"Life is not an emergency!!" -Stephan
"Love is a snowmobile speeding across the tundra. Suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night the ice weasels come." - F. Nietzsche
"Make up your mind. Is it a drug, a virus, or a religion?"
"Man has never really invented a decent chicken" - Kehlog Ahlbran
"Marge, it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen." - Homer S.
"Men tire themselves in pursuit of rest." -- Laurence Sterne, English author (1713-1768).
"My husband was fond of the drink. 'Twas the drink that killed him." "Oh, he was an alcoholic?" "No, he was hit by a Guinness truck."
"Never believe in anything until it has been officially denied." - Otto von Bismarck
"Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurling down the highway" Andrew S. Tanenbaum
"Nice and slow, see? That's the way to do it." - Random Criminal to Fred Flintstone
"No matter how hard you try, you cannot cram infinity into 32 bits."--E. Carl Zimmerman
"No meestah Bond...I expect you to die!"
"No one ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the American people." -- P. T. Barnum
"No one with a Monte Carlo needs to be justified" -Stephen J. Glowoski
"Nothing makes you appreciate the weekend like idiots."--Jen
"Now you will see that Evil will always triumph because Good is dumb." - Dark Helmet
"OK, Mulder, but I'm warning you - if this is monkey pee, you're own your own."
"One's too many, two is not enough."
"PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES *DO* PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED 'LIVING'", said Death.
"Plain hamburger with nothing on it, or hamburger without the meat?" From Narcis
"Please release me, let me go..."
"Problems with grammar have I" -Yoda
"Push to test." (click) "Release to detonate..."
"Secant, Tangent, Hyperbolic Sign--three point one four one five nine"-Old Caltech Football Chant
"She afraid of squid, crazy child!"
"So anyway I spliced together "Space: 1999" and "Blues Brothers 2000" and "2001: A Space Odyssey" and got "Space Space Blue 6000" and my money back!
"So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence." - Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)
"So you drop a nuclear warhead underneath the baseplate and light it off; believe me, that sucker will move." - Starship Construction for Dummies
"Software is like sex: it's better when it's free" -- Linus Torvalds
"Some mornings it just isn't worth chewing through the leather straps." Emo Phillips
"Spare no expense to save money on this one." - Samuel Goldwyn
"That's a bad connection." "That's what a 56kbps dialin sounds like."
"That's right," he said. "We're philosophers. We think, therefore we am."
"The Ten Commandments contain 297 words. The Bill of Rights is stated in 463 words. Lincoln's Gettysburg Address contains 266 words. A recent federal directive to regulate the price of cabbage contains 26,911 words." --Atlanta Journal
"The Web succeeded because it had a better interface than gopher, not because it has a better interface than the Mac or Windows." -- Braden N. McDaniel on n.p.m.ui
"The ability to quote may serve readily for wit." - Witty Person
"The clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society" - Mark Twain
"The evil stops here!" --Petr
"The good news is that [in the future] we will have a good operating system and programming language. The bad news is that they will be Unix and C++." - richard p. gabriel
"The people who made your PC fast and reliable"??? When did Linus start an ISP?
"There Is No bug" - (power of mental debugging)
"There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry." - George Armstrong Custer
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olsen, President, Chairman and Founder of Digital Equipment Corporation, 1977.
"This 'telephone' has too many short-comings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. This device is inherently of no value to us." - Western Union internal memo, 1876.
"This is a light sabre" - "I've never heard it called _that_ before"
"This is a revolution, dammit! We're going to offend SOMEBODY!" - John Adams
"Time is cyclic" Transputer - Compiler writer's guide
"To defeat owner in savage combat, please use rear door." - sign at Tendo Dojo
"To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself", Albert Einstien
"To start press any key" -Where is the any-key?
"To understand recursion, one must first understand recursion."
"Two things are infinite: the universe and the stupidity of mankind. However I am not so sure yet with the universe." - Albert Einstein
"Uh, Rob, are you using metric time again?"
"WARNING: Excessive use of technology can enslave mankind." promo for the Sci-Fi Channel
"WARNING: Your operating system is unfamiliar." -- Bongo
"WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?", said Death.
"We are ALL Chartered Accountants." "Except me. I am a gorilla."
"We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glow-worm."--Winston S. Churchill
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
"We don't mean to brag, we don't mean to boast, but we like hot butter on our breakfast toast" - Sugar HIll Gang, "Rapper's Delight"
"Whack whack whack!" -- Dostoevsky, to a dead horse
"When I was a very small bug, very small bugs talked to me..." - New Order
"When in times of crisis, it is of utmost importance not to lose one's head." -- M. Antoinette
"Where "Life" is a four letter word" - system@freds.cojones.com
"Who is peer and why is he resetting my connection?"
"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" - H M Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927.
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes"
"Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again." - L. Long
"You can't look at the sky, without looking right through it"
"You have the right to remain silent." "I choose to waive that right - bwahaaagh!"
"You have to mount it before you fsck it"
"You know the end of the world is near when the Spice Girls start reproducing." - Anderson Reggio
"You must excuse me. I'm living in an animated Stephen King musical today." --- Seanan McGuire
"You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach them your art of war." - Napoleon
"You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty." -- Henrik Ibsen
"Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand." - Emperor Palpatine
"Your future hasn't been writen yet. No one's has. Your future is whatever you make of it, so make it a good one." - Doc Emmet L. Brown
"`Is not a quine' is not a quine" is a quine.
"no-one said world domination would be easy" - (unknown, ehand.com)
"our rulers can have authority over such natural rights only as we have submitted to them", Thomas Jefferson
"some people ask me about God and Life and I just say "seven".
#include Brain.h>
<syd> beta - 'b'ugs 'e'xist 't'ry 'a'gain.
'Cos we're the Smart Party!
'Crunchy frog'? What sort of flavour's that?
'Hello World', 17 errors, 31 warnings
'No, 'Eureka!' is Greek for 'this bath is too hot!'
'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. -Abraham Lincoln
'tis an ill wind that blows no minds
((lambda (x) x) (lambda (x) x))
(Holding up a long jagged instrument) Don't worry, you won't feel a thing... until I jam this down your throat.
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+++OUT OF CHEESE ERROR: REDO FROM START+++
.. software should be assumed to be faulty until applying the currently accepted best practice methods can demonstrate that it is correct (from the Ariane 5 bug report)
... the gentle sound of crashing software ...
...so when the project started we all drew lots to see who would be made the scapegoat if it fails...
...starring in "The Fly who Bugged Me".
100 bugs in the code, 100 bugs, take one out, compile it again, 101 bugs in the code; repeat until (numBugs == 0);
186,000 miles per second. It's not just a good idea, it's the law!
2+2=5 for large values of 2
25 cents to anyone who bids a dollar
2^1=2; 2^2=4; 2^3=8; 2^4=16; ...... 2^Inf.=Some number larger than a double
2b || !2b
303 Keyboard error, press F1 to continue.
404. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
42 ist die antwort auf die frage aller fragen
42? is that all you've got to show for seven and a half million years work?
90% of anything is crap - the Internet especially so.
99 screenfuls of bugs on the wall, 99 screenfuls of bugs / increase the, resolution / 76 screenfuls of bugs on the wall
How could I break the Mac? I don't even BUILD on the Mac!
A Bug's Life :)
A Communicator access a day helps keep micro$oft's fury at bay...
A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!
A bird in the hand will leave quite a mess....
A bug is only a bug until you squash it.
A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond.
A chicken is an egg's way of making more eggs.
A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works.
A conclusion is where you got tired of thinking.
A dingo stole my baby!
A famous quip: "We'll be voting Tory at the next election."
A fate worse than a fate worse than death... --Black Adder
A few bugs here, A few bugs there... It'll be done by tomorrow - I promise!
A file system browser ought to be enough for anyone...
A friend of mine asked me what was the difference between ignorance and indifference. I told him 'I don't know and I don't care'
A good name is better than riches.
A guy walks into a bar... and says 'Ouch!'
A hamburger is only a hamburger until you add the cheese.
A hamburger only becomes a cheeseburger once you've added the cheese in it.
A hen is an egg's way of making more eggs.
A hogshead of cough syrup a day keeps the . . . (clunk).
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?"
A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest of men
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. (Dan Quayle)
A man is only as old as the woman he feels. --Groucho Marx
A man is only half a man when he is choped in half
A man once said that men who say things are not man at all... kinda makes you think, doesn't it?
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.
A marmot or a marmite pot?
A nut for a jar of tuna
A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity, while an optimist sees opportunity in ever difficulty!
A picture is worth a thousand words, 1000 words takes about 5K, therefore no picture should be larger than 5K
A quip a day keeps Closed Source away !
A quip, a quip, my kindom for a quip !!!
A rhinoceros is a horse designed to military specification.
A ship in a harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.
A sign that says "Long haired freaky people need not apply" never existed.
A small good deed is better than the grandest intentions.
A three legged dog walks into a bar and sez "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw".
A witty saying proves nothing. --Voltaire
A: Because we're radicals and B: Because we're not!
ACH! zarro boogs en me heed
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
Absolute addressing corrupts absolutely
Adam was Version 1.0; Eve was the bug fix.
Add insult to injury. Pour salt on that wound.
Ah, I see you've got the machine that goes 'ping!' That's my favourite.
Algebra - n. - Red-Neck term for things dealing with alge. See Also: Marine Biology & Alge
All I asked for was a simple rotating chair! Throw me a frickin' bone here!
All I need is a warm bed, kind word and unlimited power.
All I wanted was a little bit of time to myself. Then they started mozilla.org. Bastards.
All generalizations are false.
All new quips will first have their humor value confirmed by a volunteer, before being assigned to Quip Assurance and a Quip Engineer.
All strongly held opinions should be strongly opposed.
All that glitters has a high refractive index
All the baby animals - they don't know that they're ugly.
All these bugs... what happened to the Fourth Amendment?
All words are false. Do I speak the truth?
Always look on the bright side of life, doo to dou (whistling)
Always older than yesterday; but then again always younger than tomorrow.
Always wash your hands after using a public restroom
America - The only country to have passed from barbarism to decadence without the intervening period of civilisation
America: The nation that contains natural wonders like Niagara Falls... and builds other, er, wonders, like Buffalo, NY beside them.
Amuse your friends and annoy your enemies: echo '#define if(x) if (!(x))' >> /usr/include/stdio.h - njs
An Atheist's tombstone reads: "All dressed up and nowhere to go"
An OS is too big if installation requires more than one reboot.
An alcoholic is someone who drinks more than his doctor.
An expert makes his mistakes quietly.
And God Created Bugzilla
And all this time you thought you were *reducing* the number of bugs ....
And darkness falls across the land...awaiting the rise of the scaled one!
And if you save yourself, you will make him happy!
And if you're taking a walk through the garden of life, what do you think you'd expect you would see?
And in case of emergency, bugzilla may be used as a quotation device.
And in the beggining there was B. And from it came C, then C++. But there was no D. NO, D was saved for another young sole to program in.
And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: "Psst!"
And it so falls out that what we have we prize not whilst we enjoy it...
And on the 8th day He said, OK Murphy, you take over.
And the beast shall come forth surrounded by a roiling cloud of vengeance. The house of the unbelievers shall be razed and they shall be scorched to the earth. Their tags shall blink until the end of days.- Mozilla, 12:10
And what is the biggest bug of all? BugZilla of course!
And when you call me in the middle of the night, I won't be there cause you're always breaking my heart... (Per Gessle - Roxette)
And yes I'm all lit up again. I love the Rogaine(tm) I love the Rogaine(tm)
Andre the Giant has some coffee
Answer the phone naked. Callers will hear it in your voice.
Answers: $100, Short: $500, Correct: $2500... I can't stop inflation!
Anthill Inside
Any bugs are too hard to fix become features in the finished product
Anyone want an http client for a ZX81?
Anyone willing and capable to get themselves elected President by no means should be allowed to do the job -- Douglas Adams
Anything done out of love is beyond good and evil - Nietzsche
Aphorisms aren't everything. -- Tom Neff
Apparent omniscience through obliquity.
Are you OK? Yeah. Are you sure you're OK? Yeah, I'm OK. The reason I ask is because you're on fire.
Area = Pi*r^2 -- No no!! Pie are round, cornbread are square!
Artificial intelligence is no substitute for natural stupidity.
Artoo that stabilizer's broken loose again... see if you can't lock it down!
As a development process, chaos does not scale well.
As of M1, we were less buggy than any MS product to date...
As the "BugFree(tm)" series didn't turn out so well, i'm starting a new series called "ItWorksForMe(tm)" of which this new (browser) is yet another shining example...
As you can see, Mozilla glides though even the most complex and obfuscated HTML with the greatest of... oh crap.
Asking the right questions is half the problem.
At the rate we're learnin' things, we won't know nothin' in no time. --Lord Bowler, "The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr"
Aunt Edna's moped took a wrong exit off the information superhighway and landed in a microwave oven in Peoria.
Auntie Em, hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog, Dorthy.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Be different. Think.
Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.
Be ready for y3k bug.
Be wary when walking down the path to maddness, all such paths invariably lead to maddness.
Beam me up Scotty; there's no intelligent life down here.
Beaten paths are for beaten men...
Beauty, Intelligence, Personality, Availablity. Pick any 2
Beep! Invalid Input. I take only cash....
Beer is proof that God loves us - Abe Lincoln(?)
Beer; it's not just for breakfast anymore.
Before enlightenment, chop wood, pour water. After enlightenment, chop wood, pour water.
Before you squash the bug, ask why it's there
Being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.
Believe in YOURSELF!!
Beta Tester's Life and a BUg's Life - So close, so far.
Beta testing BUGS me
Better a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Better living through chemistry...
Better living through denial.
Better living through pharmaceuticals
Beware of Mozilla it _is_ hungry...
Beware of the penguins.
Beware the white death, that strikes from below like a blood thirsty chainsaw
Beware, your little brother may shoot you in the eye with a tater gun!
Big Gay Al: Uh oh, look out, it's the oppressors. Christians and republicans and nazis, oh my!
Bill G. was here -- 03/24/00
Birth gives rise to old age and death. - Siddhartha Gautama
Birth gives rise to old age and death. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain
Birth...School...Work...Death!
Bitch, piss, and moan. Whine'em dine'em 69'em. Would you like some cheese and crackers with that "whine" (wine)?
Black Holes are where God divided by zero.
Blame it on the boogie.
Blame it on the duck! The duck!
Blessed are the meek, for they will make good subjects.
Blue Rats, pitter patter
Blue screens of death are worse than death
Bobcaygeon, Ontario exists!
Bonk on the button?
Bonk on this!
Boond...James-sh Boond.
Bored at work? Hack mozilla!
Boris! What are you doing with that penguin?!
Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay (the lizard loves dogfood)
Boy... this is really a cute and horribly insecure feature... fix it or get rid of it! Who is the jackass that allowed this sanctioned security hole on a semi-professional site?
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider, girls go to Mars, become rock stars! (Kim Gordon)
Bricka, bracka, bricka bracka, sis, boom, ba! Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny, rah, rah, rah!
Bridges -build -burn
Bring me the corpse of Michael Landon! Zrm!
Brought to you by....RATBOYZ! From the makers of RATZILLA -fresh from the RatLab-"we test em, so you don't have to."
Bucho says ON YOUR KNEES, BUG!
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
Bug Day! Midges molding in the ground...
Bug La Di, Bug La Da, Life goes oonnn. bra, sha lalaala lala laaaaa
Bug juice all over the net!
Bug me tender... Bug me true... Never... let me code
Bug me up, scotty.
Bug me, or bug me not. There is no try!
Bug: little jammed piece of code. Reproduction mode: n self-spawned for each killed. Note: n tend to infinite.
BugZilla...one line freedom of speech!
Bugger this for a lark.
Bugs are the consequence of allowing non-programmers near computers
Bugs aren't human
Bugs remind me of that one sandwich, you know that one in the refrigerator.
Bugs! Full of protein!
Bugs, Bugs Bugs. Who Needs Um?
Bugs, Bugs everywhere, but nary a bite to eat!
Bugs, bugs go away, I don't want to see you for another day !
Bugs.... yummy.
Bugs? They are swarming in my computer like termites !
Bugtallica - Kill 'em All
Bugzilla vs. Mozilla
Bugzilla was made using 100% recycled electrons!
Bugzilla, as it seems, is not without a sense of irony.
Bugzilla: Bugs check in, but they don't check out.
Bugzilla: It's not just for people with `e's in their names, anymore!
Bus Error: Passengers dumped.
But don't you worry about Daggy Boy!
But I didn't change a thing!
But I honestly cannot trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
But I thought you'd like it...
But Wait! There's More!
But it works on MY machine!
But it's a KILLER bunny rabbit!
But who will take down the flypaper?
But will it run on my swank-ass 386?
Bwoohahahah! Now, I'M going to show ye some REAL entertainment!
Byte my Baud
C code. C code run. Run, code, run... PLEASE!!!
C'est plus qu'un crime, c'est une faute. -Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand
C'mon everybody! Let's do the Macarena!
Call me insane one more time and I'll eat your other eye!
Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
Can surfing the internet be academic?
Can you spare an old cutpurse a zorkmid for some grog?
Can you still hear the lambs screaming?
Can't Login to my Hotmail Account.
Can't catch me, I'm syntax-free!
Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.
Can't you hear Moe saying this "That's real good... if you like crap!"
Canned air. $5.99 -- Aired cans. Free.
Carl, what're you doin' with that lawnmower blade?
Ceci n'est pas un donut.
Change is in the eye of the beholder.
Chaos reigns within, reflect, repent, reboot.
Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is done.
Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
Cheap things cost less
Chika Chika Pow Pow
Chris Weber says "Go Gusties!" (GAC 2001)
Cinammon has the magical abiltiy to turn Sugar Cookies into Snickerdoodles.
Clarity of thought before rashness of action.
Clerk does not know URL to safe
Cleveland Rocks!
Cliches are the refuge of weak minds
Click here to CLOSE the tree.
Clitus, I'm bored - what plaything can you offer me today?
Clones are people two
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain
Code is sexy! No, wait.. someone's scribbled their notes on this issue of Playboy. Never mind.
Code, not quips.
Cogito Ergo ZOommmmm.....
Cogito, ergo doleo.
College water may taste different because, like everything else in college, has caffine in it.
Colorless green thoughts slumber furiously.
Come Join the Metal Militia!!!
Come have lunch with me, Arthur. Adventure will follow.
Come on down to the store, you can buy some more and more and more and more (Sonic Youth)
Come on! Step right up! One for the price of two! That's right, one for the price of two...
Come on, that 600 character obfucated line of C is more efficent!
Coming soon: a special Me2 feature in newsreader
Community, Identity, Stability.
Compression: What could possibly go worng ?
Con-script: a script that is forced to do illegal things
Congratulations! You've read all the funny quips!
Conjecture: All odd numbers are prime. Mathematician's Proof: 3 is prime. 5 is prime. 7 is prime. By induction, all odd numbers are prime. Physicist's proof: 3 is prime. 5 is prime. 7 is prime. 9 is experimental error. 11 is prime. 13 is... Engineer's Proof: 3 is prime. 5 is prime. 7 is prime. 9 is prime. 11 is prime. 13 is... Computer Scientist's Proof: 3 is prime. 3 is prime. 3 is prime. 3 is prime. 3 is...
Connie's castle has cold corridors.
Conscript - a plan for obtaining money by fraudulent means.
Cool potatos!
Core error - Bus dumped.
Cosa significa "aidonandestend" ?
Cottontail, cottontail, fetch me somemore chamomile!
Could you do me egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?
Crackers and cheese taste yummy to meeeez
Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle
Crush de enemies. Burn der houses und cattle. Hear der lamentation of deir wemen.
Cthulu saves - in case he's hungry later.
Cubs Win!! Cubs Win!!
Culture? We don't need no steenkin' culture, we got the internet!
D'oh! I got a defective cookie!
DJ La Bomba rocks your world on Shoutcast radio---PrankRadio---gunny.net:8000 irc.gamesnet.net #prankradio
DNS is human readable, not human writable...
DON'T PANIC
DON'T PANIC: blame it on someone else!
Dammit Jim... I'm a programmer, not a miracle worker.
Damnit Fraser! If you're gonna drop a guy, you gotta say something like "Ray, I'm gonna drop ya."
Damnit, Jim, I'm a programmer, not a shaman!
Dance, Mozilla, Dance!
Debugger?!?!?! I don't even know her!
Debugging is mmm, mmm good all the way down to the core.
Definition --> Hunger: Condition produced by five minutes of continuous studying.
Der Kopf ist rund, damit die Gedanken die Richtung ändern können.
Dialin? Is that some sort of new asthma medication?
Discarded pizza boxes are an inexpensive source of cheese.
Discretion is the better part of getting your ass kicked.
Dispatch war rocket Ajax, to bring back his body!
Divide by cucumber error. Please re-install universe and reboot.
Do I frighten you? Do you want me to?
Do I have to pay the RIAA licensing fees for music I have stuck in my head?
Do What I Mean shall be the whole of the code.
Do friendly bugs excist in software? As they do in the real world....
Do it for the good of the code!
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Do not meddle in the affairs of sysadmins, for they are quick to anger and have not need for subtlety.
Do not meddle in the affaris of wizards, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Do not use as a comb.
Do or do not. There is no try. -- Yoda
Do unto others as you would have others do unto you, said the masochist and whipped everyone he saw.
Do unto others only what you like othres to do to you. - Jose Silva
Do ya smell what the Rock is cooken'?
Do you Washuu?
Do you have any idea you just did?!?
Do you know the Gingerbread Man?
Do you know the way to San José?
Do you want to restart Windows now or wait for the next crash ?
Doc, note, I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod!
Doctor, it hurts when I do this.
Does a beaver have a flat dick?
Does any one of you proofread your own quips? Or have you all got lives out there?
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Does anyone know how to get ants out of a keyboard?
Does it keep you in a job? Yes? Then it can't be a bug, can it?
Doing Stuff's Cool, I Like It.
Don't Ever Antagonize the Horn!
Don't I have anything better to do than write quips?
Don't Try Too Hard; You Might Succeed
Don't ever trust the needle. It lies.
Don't look back now, the lemmings are gaining on you!
Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Don't make me bust a CAPS LOCK on your ASCII!!!
Don't pass go, we're not exactly stable; I'm as still as a shy sheep.
Don't push your chair back - the phone cord's wrapped around the leg.
Don't sweat petty things... or pet sweaty things.
Don't take away my rights because you can't control your child.
Don't throw houses when you live in a glass stone.
Due to cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel is temporarily of service.
Dyslexics of the world untie!
EBay item 911: Pocket Defibrillator
ERR21: Your computer has a problem in the interface between the chair and the keyboard.
ERROR IN BRAIN.VXD: Thought Halted
ERROR IN SERIAL.VXD: Breakfast halted
ERROR! Insert Sledge Hammer A: into Drive B:
ERROR: Hit any user to continue
ERROR: Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Early to bed, early to rise, code like hell, make up lies
Eat Branston Cheesie Pease for maximum satisfaction at breakfast time.
Eat a cow and be a happier human being.
Eat a live toad first thing in the morning : nothing worse will happen to you all day.
Error - Keyboard not found.. Press Enter to Continue
Error found: user a complete idiot!
Error: Out of cheese, restock hamster wheel
Eschew obfuscation.
Eternal salvation or triple your money back!
Eureka! Only had to add 5 more lines of code to get EMACS to boot!
Even "non-conformist" is a pigeon-hole.
Even if you divided my IQ by a half, I'd still be a genius.
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? The foolish try and always die.
Ever heard of error 18??... it's 18 inches from your screen.
Ever notice how...sentences that start like this are self-fulfilling?
Ever wonder where all bugs come from? http://www.mozilla.org/bugs/source.html
Every American has the right to free speech... Unless they're one of those Commie Gun-hating Sissy-boys who like to burn flags!
Every IT Manager's response when he does not know what to do: "It must be a virus."
Every knee shall bend, every mouth confess, that Cthulu is LORD
Every knee shall bend, every mouth open, when I unzip
Every programmers answer once he does not know what to do: "It's a hardware problem."
Every rule has an exception - except this one.
Every time a frame-enabled page is loaded, an angel goes through an osterizer.
Everybody into the pool!
Everybody out of the water!
Everybody: AAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww............
Everyone brings joy to this world - some by arriving, most by leaving.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just dont have any film
Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.
Everything I say is a lie.
Everything I touch turns to stone
Everything deep and meaningful is blatantly obvious.
Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Or priced well out of your range.
Everything in the world can be divided into things you can lick, and things you shouldn't lick.
Everything is . . . broken. Everyone is . . . broken
Everything is the result of the fragmentation of nothingness.
Everytime I think I've hit bottom, somebody throws me a shovel.
Evolution is chaos with feedback
Excuse me, but my karma ran over your dogma.
Experience is life's consolation prize.
FOR SALE: Parachute. Used once. Never opened. Slightly stained. -- Eric Wright
Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.
Failing to prepare is preparing to fail.
Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software.
Feed the children. Save the wales. Free the mallocs.
Fetish fetish is the best, do not listen to the rest. on the stage they are so tight, go home with the band tonite. fetish fetish is the best. do not listen to the rest.
Fetish. A band starring Playboy on lyrics, B-Boy on drums, Dragon on lead guitar, and speed racer on bass guitar.
Finally, after 10 years, MOSAIC is back in the hands of the people.
Firewall?! Got a fire-hydrant?
Firewall?!? Just let the lizard loose... we'll fight firewall with firebreath!
First it was Chanel No. 5, then Mambo No. 5... come on Communicator No. 5!!!
First it was the Children's Crusade. Now its Lord of the Flies.
First one to fix every bug on this list by tomorrow will get a year's subscription to Playboy for free.
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. -- Ghandi
Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.
Flash Gordon! Quarterback, New York Jets!
Fluoridation, Mandrake! --Ripper, Dr. Strangelove-or-HILTSWALTB
Fly like a monkey?
Follow that cocktail weenie!
For a quick IQ test, press Ctrl-Alt-Del ...
For attempting to kill me, I'm giving you a five percent pay cut!
For it is the doom of men that they forget.
For sale: 1 Year 2000 countdown clock and 1500 cans of lima beans.
For sale: Hand scanner. Used twice.
For some reason, reading right through the entire quip list seemed a helluva lot more attractive than doing some FoxPro development... Can't imagine why! [www.rubberturnip.org.uk]
For the Snark WAS a Boojum, you see.
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. --John F. Kennedy
Free your mind and your hack will follow
Freedom for Greenland! Remove the pack ice!!!
Freedom to Innovate: Finding Clever Uses for the Bones of the Competition and Creative Ways to Bloat Code
Freedom without Socialism is privilege and injustice; Socialism without Freedom is slavery and brutality.
Friendly fire... isn't.
From Article in Open Sources; Future of Cygnus Soln-Michael Tiemann; ALWAYS MAKE NEW MISTAKES --Esther Dyson
From the perspective of quantum theory, you don't look at light, it looks at you.... probably.
Gee ... all I need to do now is uuencode myself and I'm all set...
Gentlemen: Start your debuggers...
Get Real, You're not an integer
Get abs of steel, thighs of iron, and biceps of rock.... Code for Mozilla!
Get off the damn computer and eat some cheese....
Get that cheese to the sickbay, stat!
Get that out of there this instant! You don't even know where it's been!
Get up offa that thang, and dance and you'll feel better!
Get your bug fixed and stop it breeding.
Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat every weekend. Automate the process, and he'll eat every day until the next upgrade.
Give it everything you've got, do you hear me? Push till it gives!
Go Then -- There Are Other Worlds Than These.
Go play leapfrog with a herd of unicorns!
God bless this rocket house and all who dwell within the rocket house!
God punishes those who survive too extravagantly.
Good Advice: Don't take wooden nickels. Better advice: Don't eat wooden nickels.
Got Lizard?
Gotta catch 'em all!
Gravity is a myth, the earth sucks!
Gravity is the hole of pit.
Greasy grimy gopher guts!
Great moments in computer science: "Code zero, zero, zero... destruct, zero." (James T. Kirk, Star Trek III: The Search For Spock)
Green jellybeans taste like hospitals.
Groot's Law: never fall in love with anyone who won't give you their phone number.
Gulp or gulp not. There is no sip. --Yoda
Hang on baby, I saw this in a cartoon once, but I'm pretty sure I can do it.
Happiness is just compensation for stupidity.
Happiness is not a fish you can catch.
Happiness is your favorite program moving to Linux!
Happy programs for bitter people
Has anybody here seen my friend Martin?
Hasten, Jason! Bring the basin! Urp, slop. Bring the mop.
Have fun! Eat more toast.
Have you eaten your bug for the day?
Have you ever experienced the Slashdot effect?!?! HAVE YOU?!?!?!
Have you noticed how it's always the one who snores that falls asleep first?
Have you tried the weird toilets?
He is not the Messias!! He is a very naughty boy!!
He is the MELBA-BEING ... the ANGEL CAKE ... XEROX him ... XEROX him --
He knew she made moonshine, but he loved her still.
He said: "Son, you are a technical boy..."
He shot through like a Bondi tram!
He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
He who Passively Accepts Evil is a Much Involved in it as he who Helps Perpetrate it--Martin Luther King Jr.
He who fights and runs away lives to make an even bigger fool of himself another day!
He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
He who runs away had better run far enough.
He's dead Jim, but not as we know it.
He's not a real doctor, He's an integer doctor.
Heads you win, Tails I lose.
Heisenberg may have been here.
Hell is not a place, but a condition of the soul in which everything around it turns itself into an inferno.
Help I'm being held as hostage at mozilla.org
Help! I'm stuck in a fortune cookie company!! ....oh wait. Never mind.
Help! I'm trapped in a- ...aw, forget it, that one's been done to death.
Help! i'm trapped in a link tag!!!
Help, help I'm being compressed!
Her head is in a better way. Her brain's on fire.
Hey Zilla! When I TOLD youse to moz my lawn, I didn't tell yaz to eat da BUGS too... tanks a LOT, ya big lizard!!
Hey man, got any potions of hallucination for sale?
Hey! I stand by my irresponsible journalism!
Hey, can I use "background-colour:" in my stylesheets?
Hey, look what I did! I've created a new headline!
Hey, look! A computer that writes on paper instead of to a screen!
Hey, where is my left shoe?... Where is my left shoe?...
Hey. We didn't have a message on our answering machine when we left. How very odd.
Hi. 0E exception fault occurred.
Hmm... 40hr/wk, 50wk/yr, for 50yrs ... not a pretty sight when you look at it like that.
Hmmm, well we can fix it, but it's going to cost you...
Hmmm... Purple!
Hold a chicken in the air,
Stick a deckchair up your nose.
Buy a jumbo jet,
And then bury all your clothes...
Hold still while I exorcise the demons of stupidity that posess you. Out, out! I command you demons of stupidity to be gone!
Hold! What you are doing is wrong! Why do you do this?
Homer, the walls are melting again...!
Honk if you use Mozilla!
How about adding all sorts of totally useless features, such as image toggling, link bars, what's related buttons, and really bloat the browser over the 20meg mark !
How about never? Is never good for you?
How are you gentlemen! All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time.
How can I fly like an eagle if I'm surrounded by turkeys?
How do I love thee? By taking lots of Thorazine.
How do you like my wife? Oh, she's great! Then, please have another slice...
How many Euros will fifty MSDollars get me?
How many bugs are there? Well how many lines of code have you written?
How many quips would a woodquip quip if a woodquip would quip quips?
How to explain? How to describe? Even the omnicient viewpoint quails.
How to make COBOL a great language? Remove "OBOL".
How to make COBOL a great language? Select "COBO" then Type "Per".
How to make God laugh: tell him your plans.
Huh? What was that? Another Bug? Drat. Order more pizza.
Hump? What hump?
Humpty Dumpty was pushed!
Huston, we have a problem.
Hypocondriac's headstone epitaph: "See?"
Hypocracy, Bureaucracy, Democracy. Do you think they sound alike just BECAUSE?
Hypocrite: "Standards have really gone downhill lately - we used to have around here some really good hippos..."
I LIKE TO THINK I AM A PICKER-UP OF UNCONSIDERED TRIFLES. Death grinned hopefully.
I Never Give Up Un Till They prave My Gun Out Of My Dead Cold Fingers
I am Dyslexic of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.
I am the gatekeeper. You are the keymaster. There is only XUL.
I am, therefore I think
I believe God put us on this Earth to help others. I'm not sure why he put the others here.
I came, I saw, I Coded
I can find my ears, but I have to look.
I can make you scared, if you want me to. -TH
I can please only one person per day. This isn't your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
I can't find the OK button anywhere on my keyboard!!!
I can't recommend guns, drugs, and insanity but they've worked for me. -- Hunter Thompson
I cannot believe you wanted to do it like that...
I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is, "Try to please everybody." -Herbery Bayard Swope.
I did NOT have sexual relations with that browser.
I didn't stomp no kitty!
I do not regret the things I've done, but those I did not do.
I don't agree with a word you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. -- Voltaire
I don't have to think, I only have to do it. The results are always perfect.
I don't know what they want from me, it's like the mo code we come across, the mo bugs we see...
I don't like spam!
I don't like this headline
I don't suffer from stress - I'm a carrier.
I don't think so - Homey don't play dat.
I don't think you're happy enough - let's try again.
I don't understand - does this site have anything to do with The Moz? http://www.morrissey-solo.com/
I don't want the world, I just want your half -- They Might Be Giants
I doubt therefore I might be.
I dunno if I should cut my veins or let them grow long ...
I dunno, I was really drunk at the time...
I eat lizards for breakfast
I feel more like I do now then when I got here
I find a high-pressure jet of radioactive steam usually gets rid of any kind of stubborn food product.
I find your lack of faith disturbing! ::starts choking::
I found a neat little solution to the Mozilla bugs, but this headline is not big enough for it.
I gave in to tock, and all I got was warmed-over clumpy interstellar dust and flickering fluorescents!
I get plenty of Free BSD's already with Windows.
I gonna need glue...Lot's of glue!
I got game but i don't know how to spit it!!!!!!
I got your milestone right here!
I guess I wouldn't be able to do anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch!
I had a dream - I had to take a test - in a Burger King - in outer space
I hate it when I get up in the middle of the night to stub my toe and accidentally go to the bathroom.
I have discovered a small, elegant proof that a^n + b^n = c^n has no integer solutions for n greater than 2, but this box doesn't do TeX, and I will except no lesser layout language.
I have no coin and I must flip.
I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated. - Poul Anderson
I know! We'll go out and find BIGGER bugs!
I learned my first Unix command by getting ticked off and typing 'man this sucks!!!!!!!!!'
I like a nice sunset, I do. I'd pay good money for a sunset like this. Oh, sorry, are these your eggs?
I like to climb trees and eat peanut butter with a spatula while singing operas.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. [Douglas Adams]
I never know what I need to know until I already know it. -canticle
I put instant coffee in the microwave and almost went back in time - Steven Wright
I really don't like lobster! (The Sugarcubes)
I really like CSS, but i can't use it becuase of compatibility concerns. Dammit.
I really should stop doing so much bandwidth
I reckon you can make me some of them french fried potatos, um-hmm
I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter as he picked up the hammer and saw.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
I stroke it to the east... I stroke it to the west...
I swear I will not kill anyone.
I swear it was working 5 minutes ago...
I sync, therefore I am.
I taut I taw a dwagon! I did, I did see a Mozilla!
I tell you, sonny, in my day we didn't have no fancy in-for-mation super-highway.
I think "Fetsih" sounds better...
I think that I shall never see, code as lovely as the tree...
I think there is a seamonkey in my box
I think therefore I bug
I think, therefore I am confused.
I think, therefore I am. But not necessarily today.
I thought I made a mistake, but I was wrong.
I thought Trinity was Neo's girlfriend...?
I thought it was Monday
I tried quitting, but the withdrawl symptoms were something awful -- Overheard at a meeting of Oxy-breather's Anonymous
I trust I can rely on your vote
I used to be arrogant, but now I'm perfect.
I usually have a good grasp of something, when I have a grasp at all...
I visited Bugzilla and all I got was this crummy T-Shirt.
I wanna be Jim Morrison
I wanna be like Mike! ... What?
I want a Mozilla Christmas ornament!
I want my pea! I EARNED that pea!
I want to STAY HOME today!
I want to bonk the button.
I want to buy your women - the little girl - your daughters - sell them to me. Sell me your children!
I want to die in my sleep like my Grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passenger in his car.
I wanted to be a monkey, until I found out what they ate...
I was _supposed_ to get sex last night and didn't happen.. i'm pissed off now
I was born in the age of Duck and Cover. Now it's the age of Drag and Drop.
I was in a car crash it wasn't the war, but I'll never be quit the same...
I was looking back to see if you were looking back to see if I was looking back at you.
I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
I will sell you Mozilla for...one Meeeeellion dollars !
I wish I was a Kellogg's corn flake, floating in a bowl takin' movies
I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.
I wish life could be Swedish magazines
I wish you get Better & Better with Gecko
I wonder what this button does?
I work for money. If you want loyality, buy yourself a dog.
I'd rather be thought a Win32 programmer and say nothing than speak up and remove all doubt.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
I'll bet you five bucks that you won't give me $10.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.
I'll defer to you on this issue: I skipped Normative Catering Ethics 101.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
I'm a happy little Seamonkey
I'm a little source code short and stout. This is my input this is my out!
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
I'm fast, I'm pretty, and can't *possibly* be beat!
I'm going nucking futs !
I'm gonna need glue...Lot's of glue!
I'm living on a blue line!
I'm looking for a keyboard with an "any" key...
I'm moving to Theory because everything works in Theory.
I'm not a bug... I'm nothing... I'm navel lint...
I'm not a man! I'm a free number!
I'm not a smart man, but I know what a bug is.
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son, and I will not pluck the pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes
I'm not the principal of the line, mother.
I'm not wearing any pants!
I'm on a one-way ticket to Oblivion, and I'm gonna raise hell getting there!
I'm passing gas through my penis!
I'm raising bugs in my cubicle: walking sticks, dung beetles...
I'm running M4.51 and... - Desperate Communicator user seeking help on moz.general
I'm starting to worry about these quips... the list is larger in bytes than most supermodel pictures on the web... spare time, anyone?
I've got it! Go call Shakespeare! 2B or not 2B = FF
I've heard of unisex, but I've never tried it before...
I've never been this old before! I don't think I can handle it!
I/O failure. (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened?
If I was paid to think, er ...
If You'd Weigh a Whale at a Whale Weigh Station, Where Would You Weigh A Pie?
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around, but it lands on a mime, does anybody care?
If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?
If anything on this ship is more important than my ego, I want it hunted down and shot! -Zaphod
If at first you do succeed--try to hide your astonishment.
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be more your style.
If at first you don't succeed, fire all the staff and blame the president.
If at first you don't succeed, hide all evidence that you ever tried.
If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until you do suck seed
If beer is not the answer, you asked the wrong question.
If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed civilization.
If computing ever stops being fun I'll stop doing it
If computing stops being fun, stop doing it
If debugging is the process of removing bugs then programming must be the process of putting them in.
If it ain't broke, break it.
If it can't fit on a t-shirt, it's too complicated.
If it compiles, it works... if it doesn't compile, comment out code until it does.
If it doesn't compile: 1. Get Axe 10. Buy new computer.
If it ever got to the point where the robotic space cats didn't cut ir everytime, I'd just "Form Blazing Sword" from the get go.
If it moves, Nuke it !.... if if doesn't move, Nuke it till it does !
If it wasn't for 'C' we would be programming in OBOL, PASAL and BASI
If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have had that last year of college
If it's broken: fix it. If it works: reduce it to the previous case, which has already been solved...
If it's not here then we'll just use our SAILOR TELEPORT
If left to my own devices, I would have long ago ceased to eat and drink and never left my computer.
If logic doesn't work, try humor.
If one can talk on an Orange, and type on an Apple, what can you do with a Banana?
If one standard is good, then two standards are better!
If only we had a fix for TABLE DATA backround image bugs...
If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes. -blade runner
If that ain't country, I'll kiss your ass
If the Creator had said, "Let there be light" in Ankh-Morpork, he'd have gotten no further because of all the people saying "What colour?"
If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.
If the motorcycle ain't braking properly, you don't start by rebuilding the engine.
If the wind changes it will freeze like that.
If the world was made for jellyfish, things would be entirely different.
If there were no BUGs............we wouldn't have our jobs!
If they outlaw encryption, only outlaws will 62Xq3mrg45x69A96yvxi70gXrSdD+SCw
If we do not find anything very pleasant, at least we shall find something new.
If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?
If women today are feminists, why are many men still lifting boxes for them?
If you DRY a Lizard they STAY GREEN! It don't work for asparagus though...
If you aim for nothing in particular, that is exactly what you will get.
If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.
If you are traveling at the speed of light in your car and turned on your headlights, what would happen?
If you call yourself a mushroom, climb into a basket.
If you cant say something nice, at least be vague
If you didn't want that, then it's a feature!
If you drop somethin clean and say "It's still good It's still Good"
If you go to Z'ha'dum, you will die
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. - Scott Adams
If you knew where you stood, you'd be standing still.
If you make it idiot proof, they just make better idiots..
If you make the Net idiot-proof you'll get idiots using the Net.
If you need help in New York, say "Fire!". If you say "help" nobody cares.
If you think about it, there is no such thing as here and now!
If you were home now, you'd still be here.
If you're going to live on the bleeding edge, you have to bleed a little.
If you're not abstinant, you're screwed.
If you're not on the edge you're taking up too much space
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. - Steven Wright
If you're typing in your own clever headline, you have TOO much time on your hands!
If you've ever wondered how people could spend $2.00 on a little bottle of Evian water, just spell Evian backwards.
If your life passes before your eyes when you die, does that include the part where your life passes before your eyes?
If your website was here, you'd be home already.
If yu can't be with the one you love, love the one with the beer.
Ignorance and arrogance are a bad combination
Ikaga desu ka?
Il monitor del vicino è sempre più verde
Illiad's a llama shagger!
Im Repetitive and Redundant.
Im sorry, but this sounds like John Markoff wrote this.
Imagination is more important than information. --Albert Einstein
Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.
Imagine this: YOU are subject of this headline!
Imagine what it's like to be beaten down by your own shoes....
Immerse your soul in love
In my day we had proper drugs - they made us HALLUCINATE!
In MY day you could hear the words in songs. Words like "Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo!"
In a emergency hologram situation, the holograms must be placed on a timeshare schedule.
In a way, I like breathing - it helps.
In a world of dumb users, programmers will always waste time on pointless routines.
In all my years of judging I have never heard before of someone more deserving the full penalty of the law.
In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
In football, when the refs have a meeting like that, it's called a peace confrence, because they are arguing over more space than those in Jerusalem.
In space no-one can hear you cha-cha-cha!
In that that is the way that it is, this is the way that it is.
In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
In the beginning, Mozilla was just one line of code - ah, the nostalgia!
In the dictionary "lumpyjaw" comes just before "lunacy". In life there are seldom such clues.
In the land of Mozilla, where the shadows lie...
In the unlikely event that this quip is ever seen, I'd like to say hi to all the people out there who have nothing better to do with their time than read quips.
In theory, practice and theory are the same, but in practice they are different -- Larry McVoy
Incrementalism is innovations worst enemy
Inside every living person is a dead person trying to get out.
Inside every small problem is a large problem struggling to get out.
Interesting... 31337 is prime...
Is it a dream where you see yourself in sort of sun-god robes standing on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Is it a sin to break the law?
Is it good when your toe is green and you can't feel it?
Is it one of those dreams where you're standing on a pyramid in sort of sun god robes with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? Why am I the only one who has that dream?
Is it possible to have deja vu and amnesia at the same time?
Is my cup of tea at work my tea or is it IT?
Is that all you got? Yo JavaScript should be JavaScrapt, you think HTML means HotMail... and don't even get me STARTED talking about yo mamaboard!!!
Is that new MS language Cor Db (D flat)?
Is that the dream with all the pink spiders wearing silver tracksuits ... What?
It can't possibly be a bug. Oh please let it be wrong compiler options...
It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full, whatever's inside is evaporating either way.
It doesn't matter when it expires, it's gone!
It doesn't work. I don't know why.
It hung in the air the way bricks don't.
It is a chilling thing, to read the witty ripostes to one's Slashdot comments, repeated as a Bugzilla quip.
It is a far, far, better bug I fix than I have ever fixed.
It is a poor workman who blames his tools
It is much easier to make measurements than to know exactly what you are measuring.
It is the misfortune of the pig to be delicious
It is too late to work within the system and too early to kill the bastards.
It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
It started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended in tragedy.
It takes a teen age riot to get me out of bed (Sonic Youth)
It throws core so it must be a cherry!
It was a beautiful moment. Never before had I seen such a beautiful squid, and I would never again.
It was once believed that if a million monkeys pounded on a million keyboards for an indefinite length of time, they would produce the complete works of Shakespeare. Today, thanks to the Internet, we know that this is not true.
It's a DOM problem.
It's a platform problem.
It's a thankless job, but you've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
It's an interface problem.
It's astounding. Time is fleeting. Madness... takes it's toll.
It's been a long time coming...
It's compiles ! Let's ship it.
It's crazy to claim that you're not crazy.
It's get'in so as a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. If you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?
It's good of the lads to tell me my bed was on fire, or I might have gone to sleep and burned to death.
It's got all the bugs and whistles.
It's got these wings.
It's hard to be an atheist when the gods come round in the evening and heave bricks through your window.
It's hard to look in eyes of truth. Especially if it's naked...
It's just another manic Monday
It's just like coffee only it's water
It's like Disneyland, but with hookers.
It's like herding cats, only most of the engineers are already sick of laser pointers.
It's like reality, but over there!
It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice.
It's not a BugZilla... It's a FeatureZilla!
It's not a bug as I can't replicate it on my machine. Try re-installing your OS.
It's not a bug it's a development opportunity
It's not a bug, it's a fe--#%$INVALID PAGE FAULT
It's not a bug, it's a feature
It's not a bug, it's a feature .....
It's not a bug, it's a feature!
It's not a bug. It's a feature.
It's not an actual memory leak as the system will free it up later...after shutdown
It's not my problem. :)
It's not polite to talk with your mouth full, and it's not polite to talk on the phone while you're taking a dump. And that pretty much sums up food etiquette from beginning to end.
It's not rocket science, it's computer science. Duh.
It's not what the W3C standard specifies. But seamonkey see, seamonkey do.
It's only a model.
It's snowing. No really. Not rain, but snow.
It's so small I can't even find it. (Dilbert)
It's the Love Bug!
It's the eternal tea and buns! And the Vicar's lost his verger!
It's the perfect deal - I promise to do everything they ask me to, and they promise not to ask me to do anything.
It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?
It's worse than that, it crashed, Jim.
It's your father's lightsaber. I've been keeping this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for a number of years now. Living out here all alone, waiting for the time when I could bestow it upon you...
Its gotta be your bull
JMS asks too many questions.
Jesus saves! Allah protects! And Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich!
Jesus saves, at the First National Bank.
Jesus saves. Moses invests.
Just move it to M-57
Kill her. Kill Mary? She is a risk. And get the priest too
Kill the bugs, go to Mars and take out Jenny to the cinema, all this before dinner. Who can? Mozilla!!!
Kind of makes you wonder why we stopped using slide rules, doesn't it?
Kipp, ship it, it has been 3 years!!!!!
Komputors nefer maik erers
LISP = Lots of Irritating Silly Parenthesis
LIVE LIFE LIKE LIME !!!
LSD melts in your mind, not in your hand
Las cucarachas entran pero no pueden salir!
Last Flowers Until The Hospital
Laugh and be fat.
Layahs? What da ****?
Learning by crashing
Leave the door ajar? What will the door do with a jar?
Let the carrots wear glasses.
Let us consult the Book of Quips, Chapter 5, verse 16.
Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself and see if we may not eff it after all.
Let's add some damn keybindings!
Let's get a kebab and go to a disco!
Let's introduce General Protection to Corporal Punishment
Let's roll up our elbows and get to work.
Lets have a monthly meeting every monday
Lexicon is another word for thesaurus
Lick my jockstrap, cap'n
Lick my legs, I'm on fire
Life is ... a post-M7 priority
Life is Like an Egg Better Scrambled than Fried -- Ken Sawatari
Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing -- Hellen Keller
Life is good when you have a belly full of kippers.
Life is like a bag of roosters.
Life is like a box of checkins. You never know what you're gonna get
Life is like a french fry. It gets cold, it gets soggy, and it gets limp if you let it lying around too long.
Life is like a grapefruit. -- F. Prefect
Life is like mass hysteria -Arcterex
Life's a bitch and, sooner or later, she bites you.
Life's a complicated gig, so give that ol' Dark Night of the Soul a hug, and howl the eternal YES!
Life's not fair,"[...]"But the root password helps."--Simon Travaglia (BOFH)
Light Pulses Flout Sacrosanct Speed Limit (headline courtesy Science News Magazine)
Like a 30W lightbulb - dim and with no discernable function.
Linux is a kind of religion, and most religions stick around for a couple of thousand years....
Linux is free only if your time has no value. - Jamie Zawinski
Linux is not the answer. Linux is the question. And the answer is NOW! :)
Linux is obsolete
Linux, the OS with a CLUE (Command Line User Environment)
Linux: Social Darwinism at work. Don't be culled from the hurd!
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Sunday, July 20, 2008
My Village - Singotam - Orkut group
Created a new orkut community to share the information and news and to get connected with friends at my village.
You can find the community at
http://www.orkut.co.in/Community.aspx?cmm=53299126
Create a thred to post the links of the village.
Photos of Singotam "Sri Lakshmi Narasimha Swamy Temple" that are present on my picasa are added to http://picasaweb.google.com/pramod.padamati/MyVillage
You can find the community at
http://www.orkut.co.in/Community.aspx?cmm=53299126
Create a thred to post the links of the village.
Photos of Singotam "Sri Lakshmi Narasimha Swamy Temple" that are present on my picasa are added to http://picasaweb.google.com/pramod.padamati/MyVillage
Monday, July 14, 2008
My new home - wood work
Work in my new flat is near completion now.
Woodwork is almost completed and will be finished in a couple of days.
Spent few hours at the flat proposing finish tocuhes.
Will be posting some picks of the items soon.
Woodwork is almost completed and will be finished in a couple of days.
Spent few hours at the flat proposing finish tocuhes.
Will be posting some picks of the items soon.
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
JSP Wiki - Nice and cool
Some of the features on JSPWiki seems quite good.
Though I have been using this for quite sometime, recently I got inserted in some of the cool features on the wiki. The more you know about the plugins and features, more you will like
It is worth having a look around.
Though I have been using this for quite sometime, recently I got inserted in some of the cool features on the wiki. The more you know about the plugins and features, more you will like
It is worth having a look around.
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