Funny Christmas (xmas) Quotes - Top 10 1 liners

After searching a bit in google, here is my list of funny xmas quotes.
See if u like any

"Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."
Phyllis Diller

"Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet."

"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included."

"There has been only one Christmas -- the rest are anniversaries."
W. J. Cameron

"From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it."
Katharine Whitehorn

"Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation. The new club helps you save money to pay for last year's gifts."

"Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
He had no body to go with!"

"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."

"If there is no joyous way to give a festive gift, give love away."

'Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?'